You are such a moron, no wonder your uncle laughs at you.
"If she wanted us to know, she would have mentioned it." Kind of a backhanded way of ripping PEllen for asking.
It gives my hoo-hah a break, and I don't have to look at the fat, mouth-breathing animals with whom I am resigned to defile myself.
You have reached a supreme level of assness such that your line of questioning will not affect your status. Congrats.