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“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#83096 Mar 27, 2013
Jess in NJ wrote:
So frickin mad. The people two houses down let their stupid little dog out all the time in the front yard and it always comes into our yard to go to the bathroom. I saw it out there and was standing in the yard to shoo it away if it started doing anything (they were working on their car and not paying attention). The tiny dog wandered in the street right in front of a car and I hollered at it - the car stopped short and the dog turned back to me just in time. The owners thanked me, but I just walked inside, furious. It's not my dog!!!
Grrrr.

As a kid, we had a neighbor that had a little poodle that they would just let loose to poop wherever it felt like, and often that was in our yard. My step-dad got so pissed that the one and only time he actually was able to get his hands on the dog, mid-poop, he drop-kicked it across the street.

At the time I thought it was really cruel of him, and not to say that I condone what he did, but as an adult I totally understand.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#83097 Mar 27, 2013
I would have given them an earful! I have no patience for people who let their dog wander off a leash. I hope my tirade embarrasses them into being more responsible. If not, then I have the satisfaction of knowing "I told you so" will haunt them if their dog dies.
Jess in NJ wrote:
So frickin mad. The people two houses down let their stupid little dog out all the time in the front yard and it always comes into our yard to go to the bathroom. I saw it out there and was standing in the yard to shoo it away if it started doing anything (they were working on their car and not paying attention). The tiny dog wandered in the street right in front of a car and I hollered at it - the car stopped short and the dog turned back to me just in time. The owners thanked me, but I just walked inside, furious. It's not my dog!!!

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#83098 Mar 27, 2013
This takes that transgender discussion we were having to a whole new level

http://www.livescience.com/28197-creature-ran...

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#83099 Mar 27, 2013
Be sure to read the joke I posted on the Abby thread!

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#83100 Mar 27, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
You ladies get a pass. Edogg's an unforgivable lazy bitch!
I'm on the unemployment line this week. I'm sleeping in, staying up late, and drinking too much!

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#83101 Mar 27, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I have zero tolerance for shitty dog owners.
Give people a break, dogs can escape.

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#83102 Mar 27, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
I think we all made Tonka our b1tch, since we got him to post them for our lazy azzes.
Haha!

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Memphis, TN

#83103 Mar 27, 2013
RACE wrote:
If not, then I have the satisfaction of knowing "I told you so" will haunt them if their dog dies.
<quoted text>
Wow.
hahabaha

Crossville, TN

#83104 Mar 27, 2013
ha

“bELieve”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#83105 Mar 27, 2013
RACE wrote:
I would have given them an earful! I have no patience for people who let their dog wander off a leash. I hope my tirade embarrasses them into being more responsible. If not, then I have the satisfaction of knowing "I told you so" will haunt them if their dog dies.
<quoted text>
They are Polish and there is a culture barrier as well as a language barrier. If my husband was home I would have him talk to them. He already had to talk to his Mother's next door neighbor on Sunday (neighbor is a roofer and got aggressive with my MIL when he saw that she had another roofer over to give her an estimate on the house). Husband tells me that I don't understand the culture as well as he does, which has caused slight problems with several neighbors and family members, but I figure that if you are living here for 5+ years you have had ample time to assimilate.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#83106 Mar 27, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
<quoted text>
Give people a break, dogs can escape.
Once. AFter that, it's either a careless or uncaring (about his neighborhood) owner. Zero tolerance.

And when MY dog got out (she would go running if she could, up until about age 4), I went after her. Every time. That little stinker.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#83107 Mar 27, 2013
Jess in NJ wrote:
<quoted text>
They are Polish and there is a culture barrier as well as a language barrier. If my husband was home I would have him talk to them. He already had to talk to his Mother's next door neighbor on Sunday (neighbor is a roofer and got aggressive with my MIL when he saw that she had another roofer over to give her an estimate on the house). Husband tells me that I don't understand the culture as well as he does, which has caused slight problems with several neighbors and family members, but I figure that if you are living here for 5+ years you have had ample time to assimilate.
ITA. Is your husband polish? YOur last name doesn't seem Polish to me.

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Itasca, IL

#83108 Mar 27, 2013
Jess in NJ wrote:
<quoted text>
They are Polish and there is a culture barrier as well as a language barrier. If my husband was home I would have him talk to them. He already had to talk to his Mother's next door neighbor on Sunday (neighbor is a roofer and got aggressive with my MIL when he saw that she had another roofer over to give her an estimate on the house). Husband tells me that I don't understand the culture as well as he does, which has caused slight problems with several neighbors and family members, but I figure that if you are living here for 5+ years you have had ample time to assimilate.
yell at the dog "Nie Wolno!" (Knee vole no!) it's "That is not allowed!" If you yell it, the neighbors may hear and get an idea that something's up... and hopefully you scare the crap into to the dog!

why is it that i know taht and food words in Polish...

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#83109 Mar 27, 2013
Giki giki oyukayluk.

Eskimo for "Hurry hurry let's have sex."

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Nashville, TN

#83110 Mar 27, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Giki giki oyukayluk.
Eskimo for "Hurry hurry let's have sex."
You are a woman of many talents.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#83111 Mar 27, 2013
What?
Sam I Am GEAM wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#83112 Mar 27, 2013
This dog did not.
edogxxx wrote:
<quoted text>
Give people a break, dogs can escape.

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Nashville, TN

#83113 Mar 27, 2013
RACE wrote:
What?
<quoted text>
Just can't imagine being so petty and vindictive as to get satisfaction out of something like that. Someone's dog gets killed and you would take pleasure in the "I told you so?" My Uncle John is like that and he has "I told you so'd" himself into black sheepdom.

"The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others." -Aesop

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#83114 Mar 27, 2013
For how long is everyone going to have the red equals sign as their Facebook pic? It's aesthetically confusing me that so many people have the same profile pic.

This morning, a gay Facebook friend posted a pic of a big red rectangle in a slightly more orange shade that read "I like this shade of red better. Just saying" across it. Love him.
cheluzal

Tampa, FL

#83115 Mar 27, 2013
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text> I invoked your name the other day. Mimi has her 12 year old nephew living with her for a little bit and you came to mind as teh Subject Matter Expert.
Aww, LOL.
I *just* left my big meeting and it went swimmingly! I had no nerves, only excitement, and I was really confident. I had one prof in tears....mentioned bro...one of my dissertation interest is the middle level child...
It was great and now I have until the end of June to study like a mofo and get all my expertise in my brain, memorized with names of theorists, etc.
ACK!
I shall be underground until early July, LOL.

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