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Since: Mar 09

West Palm Beach, FL

#82940 Mar 24, 2013
API don't remember if I told you guys about the guy I met watching the playoffs one night in January. Hadn't seen him since but we've texted here and there. I spent the whole afternoon and evening with him and did not freak out. Progress!

Since: Jan 10

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#82941 Mar 24, 2013
I like that you're putting forth energy into this new stuff, which means you have less energy to be thinking about J.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#82942 Mar 25, 2013
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,'You don't knowJack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says,'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

“Not a real reg”

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#82943 Mar 25, 2013

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#82944 Mar 25, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I like that you're putting forth energy into this new stuff, which means you have less energy to be thinking about J.
Very true! And the effort is to be more social in general and to make new friends. I'm sure I'll still continue to have "moments" and I'll surely screw some stuff up along the way, but I'm trying like heck to LEARN about myself and about life.

Since: Jan 10

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#82945 Mar 25, 2013
GUy at work is getting a divorce. I have never liked his wife -- she is rather unlikeable. Now it turns out, HER FRIENDS are coming to him to tell him that she has told them for yeras that she has planned this all along -- waiting until his first two (from another relationship) are done getting child support (they're in college now). Planned to divorce him and get child support and alimony.

Planned all along when she was "too sick" to work (despite having a college degree and being a licensed chiro) and stayed home to home school the kids. She PLANNED it to help her case for when she filed for divorce.

She PLANNED this when they got married -- to have two kids, be "too sick" to work so she'd establish that she stays home which makes him more likely to be on the hook for alimony.

I have disliked her from the first 20 minutes I spent with her and now I hate her guts. Their kids are 7 (twins) and they LOVE their dad, you should see them around him. That fucking bitch.

And she's trying to get the house. THe house he owned before she came along.

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#82946 Mar 25, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
GUy at work is getting a divorce. I have never liked his wife -- she is rather unlikeable. Now it turns out, HER FRIENDS are coming to him to tell him that she has told them for yeras that she has planned this all along -- waiting until his first two (from another relationship) are done getting child support (they're in college now). Planned to divorce him and get child support and alimony.
Planned all along when she was "too sick" to work (despite having a college degree and being a licensed chiro) and stayed home to home school the kids. She PLANNED it to help her case for when she filed for divorce.
She PLANNED this when they got married -- to have two kids, be "too sick" to work so she'd establish that she stays home which makes him more likely to be on the hook for alimony.
I have disliked her from the first 20 minutes I spent with her and now I hate her guts. Their kids are 7 (twins) and they LOVE their dad, you should see them around him. That fucking bitch.
And she's trying to get the house. THe house he owned before she came along.
What an evil, miserable person. I hope your work friend has a good lawyer.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82947 Mar 25, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
GUy at work is getting a divorce. I have never liked his wife -- she is rather unlikeable. Now it turns out, HER FRIENDS are coming to him to tell him that she has told them for yeras that she has planned this all along -- waiting until his first two (from another relationship) are done getting child support (they're in college now). Planned to divorce him and get child support and alimony.
Planned all along when she was "too sick" to work (despite having a college degree and being a licensed chiro) and stayed home to home school the kids. She PLANNED it to help her case for when she filed for divorce.
She PLANNED this when they got married -- to have two kids, be "too sick" to work so she'd establish that she stays home which makes him more likely to be on the hook for alimony.
I have disliked her from the first 20 minutes I spent with her and now I hate her guts. Their kids are 7 (twins) and they LOVE their dad, you should see them around him. That fucking bitch.
And she's trying to get the house. THe house he owned before she came along.
What is wrong with people? Specifically, her.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82948 Mar 25, 2013
Great weekend. Last local game for our pro hockey team, which they lost, but it was a fun season. I got a little tipsy (whaaaaat?).

Then, Sunday, in my game, I *finally* scored a goal! I've scored them in pickup games and such here and there, and I've gotten assists out the wazoo, but never when anyone is actually keeping score. I totally screamed like a girl and they gave me the game puck. Ha!

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82949 Mar 25, 2013
Jam, it's awesome the progress you're making. I've only had one major breakup, and that was key. I had gotten a new job a couple weeks after, so I was meeting all kinds of new people and being invited out and stuff. Helped a lot.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82950 Mar 25, 2013
Wilma took out 3 posts along my fence. Snapped right at the ground. In fact, the telephone poles along the street were all snapped as well, but all about 3ft above the ground.

Glad you are safe. If the bathroom a real safe room, or just the most interior room?
Mister Tonka wrote:
When Hurricane Charlie cam thru here in 2004, it cause millions in damage to the area. But it only knocked down 3 of my fence panels(sent one flying over the roof) and snapped 1 fence post. We were driving home about 2 hours ago when the national weather alert came on the radio. Tornado warnings for the area. Within 20 minutes of being home my wife screamed for everyone to get in the bathroom(safe room if you will). Thought she saw the makings of a tornado. We were already seeing some tremendous wind and rain out the back. I looked out the back, ad half our fence is gone. Not blown away, but knocked down. Posts that we have concreted into the ground, snapped. At least 7. Maybe more. Hopefully insurance will cover that. Daddy needs a new fence.

Since: Aug 08

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#82951 Mar 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,'You don't knowJack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says,'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
LMAO @ Pisa Schitt

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#82952 Mar 25, 2013
I got my trellis done. I didn't think it would take me that long, but it took awhile.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#82953 Mar 25, 2013
RACE wrote:
Wilma took out 3 posts along my fence. Snapped right at the ground. In fact, the telephone poles along the street were all snapped as well, but all about 3ft above the ground.
Glad you are safe. If the bathroom a real safe room, or just the most interior room?
<quoted text>
Bathroom and laundry room are the only 1st floor rooms in my house that are completely interior.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82954 Mar 25, 2013
Oh, and we had some pretty good winds here too. Shredded the canopy cover over my car. Good thing those are cheap.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82955 Mar 25, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>Bathroom and laundry room are the only 1st floor rooms in my house that are completely interior.
I dont have a single room that is completely interior Every room has an outside wall. But the bathroom is in the center of the house so to speak.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82956 Mar 25, 2013
Thoughts?

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82957 Mar 25, 2013

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82958 Mar 25, 2013
RACE wrote:
Can't say I blame him for taking control of his own life.

“Not a real reg”

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#82959 Mar 25, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
<quoted text>
Can't say I blame him for taking control of his own life.
I can't blame him either. Read that letter. One of the best indictments of the azzholes who were in agreement for going into Iraq. Starting at the top and all the way down to the military and rest of the politicians.

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