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Since: Aug 08

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#82951 Mar 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,'You don't knowJack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says,'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
LMAO @ Pisa Schitt

Since: Aug 08

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#82952 Mar 25, 2013
I got my trellis done. I didn't think it would take me that long, but it took awhile.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#82953 Mar 25, 2013
RACE wrote:
Wilma took out 3 posts along my fence. Snapped right at the ground. In fact, the telephone poles along the street were all snapped as well, but all about 3ft above the ground.
Glad you are safe. If the bathroom a real safe room, or just the most interior room?
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Bathroom and laundry room are the only 1st floor rooms in my house that are completely interior.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82954 Mar 25, 2013
Oh, and we had some pretty good winds here too. Shredded the canopy cover over my car. Good thing those are cheap.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82955 Mar 25, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>Bathroom and laundry room are the only 1st floor rooms in my house that are completely interior.
I dont have a single room that is completely interior Every room has an outside wall. But the bathroom is in the center of the house so to speak.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82956 Mar 25, 2013
Thoughts?

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82957 Mar 25, 2013

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82958 Mar 25, 2013
RACE wrote:
Can't say I blame him for taking control of his own life.

“Not a real reg”

Since: Jan 13

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#82959 Mar 25, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
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Can't say I blame him for taking control of his own life.
I can't blame him either. Read that letter. One of the best indictments of the azzholes who were in agreement for going into Iraq. Starting at the top and all the way down to the military and rest of the politicians.

Since: Aug 08

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#82960 Mar 25, 2013
I don't blame him either. That was such a worthless war and it will haunt the republicans for some time to come..

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Nashville, TN

#82961 Mar 25, 2013
Browsing the mug shots in the Trib this morning, one guy was arrested for "Criminally transmitting HIV." Nice knowing they'll actually arrest someon for that. Probably one of the saucier investigations.

Since: Jan 10

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#82962 Mar 25, 2013
I feel for this guy and his wife, and also his family. It must be hell for the parents to watch their son live this way, and then die this way. But from what I've heard parents say, they'd rather their child die than continue to suffer.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82963 Mar 25, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I feel for this guy and his wife, and also his family. It must be hell for the parents to watch their son live this way, and then die this way. But from what I've heard parents say, they'd rather their child die than continue to suffer.
After my mom's final week in the hospital, I have no clue how people can watch someone suffer horribly for years at a time like that. Maybe it becomes somewhat *normal* after a while, but it's got to be a complete nightmare.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#82964 Mar 25, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
I don't blame him either. That was such a worthless war and it will haunt the republicans for some time to come..
It's been Obama's war for the last four years...

“bELieve”

Since: Jun 09

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#82965 Mar 25, 2013
The thing that gets me is that this man is still mentally capable. He has been living with the surgeries, pain and everything else for years. He is able to make his own decisions and they need to be respected.

I understand that people want to be supportive and try to keep a positive attitude, but there comes a point where people have to put their own feelings aside. That becomes even harder when someone is not conscious or mentally in control of their facilities, but hasn't left any instructions on what to do regarding extreme measures.

Since: Aug 08

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#82966 Mar 25, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
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It's been Obama's war for the last four years...
Obama was handed that war, edog. I also think it winded down about the best it could. It was pure folly to go in there.

Since: Jan 10

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#82967 Mar 25, 2013
Any Aziz Ansari fans here? Washington Post had a great piece on him yesterday, I shared it with coworkers who also are fans. One found out he's coming here so we all said "Yeah, awesome, fun night out."

Tickets are $65+.

Um, no thanks.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#82968 Mar 25, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Any Aziz Ansari fans here? Washington Post had a great piece on him yesterday, I shared it with coworkers who also are fans. One found out he's coming here so we all said "Yeah, awesome, fun night out."
Tickets are $65+.
Um, no thanks.
Dwah? He's hilarious, but that's a bit steep for something I can catch on Comedy Central for relatively free.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#82969 Mar 25, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
Obama was handed that war, edog.
Enough with the dam blaming of Bush, still. You people really need to find new ammo. Bammy has been your president for over four years now, when exactly is he gonna start being accountable for things?

Since: Jan 10

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#82970 Mar 25, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
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Dwah? He's hilarious, but that's a bit steep for something I can catch on Comedy Central for relatively free.
Here's the article if you're interested:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/t...

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