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Since: Jan 10

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#82632 Mar 20, 2013
Toj wrote:
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Hee, hee. C'mon -- she got you good. THAT was funny. Learn to laugh at yourself.
Never heard Sam complain about money, either. Maybe people buy HER drinks.(shrug)
Well, DUH, that ho flashes her boobies all over chitown for free Coors Lite!

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Cedar Grove, TN

#82633 Mar 20, 2013
RACE wrote:
Why not? afraid of being alone and saving some money? Or is it that you cant cook, your apartment is a POS and you need to be around other people to validate yourself? Newsflash sammy, if you have to buy them drinks to hang out with you, they really aint your friends.
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What a sad, angry man you are. That's your answer? I socialize for validation and to avoid my dumpy condo with its empty fridge? If believing that helps you sleep at night, then you just go on believin', Grumpy.

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Cedar Grove, TN

#82634 Mar 20, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
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This is the exact recipe I used for the pizza crust: http://www.eat-drink-smile.com/2011/04/caulif...
Not sure of the exact recipe SIL uses for mashed cauliflower, but this is close. Plus, add a ton of garlic. http://www.inspiredtaste.net/19731/simple-cre...
I make mashed cauli once in a while, I roast the cauli and the garlic, then add goat cheese, butter, a little cream cheese, a little chicken stock and some parsley. It's actually really good.

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Cedar Grove, TN

#82635 Mar 20, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
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Well, DUH, that ho flashes her boobies all over chitown for free Coors Lite!
Hey!

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#82636 Mar 20, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
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This is the exact recipe I used for the pizza crust: http://www.eat-drink-smile.com/2011/04/caulif...
Not sure of the exact recipe SIL uses for mashed cauliflower, but this is close. Plus, add a ton of garlic. http://www.inspiredtaste.net/19731/simple-cre...
I am printing it out for some people. Awesome!

Since: Jan 10

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#82637 Mar 20, 2013
Speaking of dumpy condos... I have completely been a real lazy slug around the house the last couple of weeks. The cats have run out of clean dishes to eat off of, so they're eating out of a combination of dirty, crusty cat bowls, and my own clean ones. I have no clean forks. There is a tub in the sink full of cat food dishes and cold dishwater. From Sunday or Monday night, I forget which. I have lean cuisine boxes lying all over the place, including the floor (you can get codes from the inside, register them, and earn free stuff, I choose the household items and will donate them to a shelter). I have shoes everywhere. I have some weird old hamburger (raw) in the fridge (double bagged – sorry Mr. Cow, you died for nothing, my bad).

You should see the hair and dust behind my bathroom door.(Or maybe you shouldn't.)

This morning, charged and synced my ipod, so when I get home tonight, I can leave the TV off and immediately start cleaning. Two hours should accomplish a lot.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82638 Mar 20, 2013
I did laugh, it was an excellent zinger, but we have that whole hate/hate relationship thing.
Toj wrote:
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Hee, hee. C'mon -- she got you good. THAT was funny. Learn to laugh at yourself.
Never heard Sam complain about money, either. Maybe people buy HER drinks.(shrug)

Since: Jan 10

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#82639 Mar 20, 2013
RACE wrote:
I did laugh, it was an excellent zinger, but we have that whole hate/hate relationship thing.
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I can cut the sexual tension between the two of you with a meat cleaver.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#82640 Mar 20, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
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I can cut the sexual tension between the two of you with a meat cleaver.
I could probably cut it with a chainsaw. Maybe. If it had a new blade.:D

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Cedar Grove, TN

#82641 Mar 20, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
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I can cut the sexual tension between the two of you with a meat cleaver.
Feel free to cut something else with a meat cleaver....

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#82642 Mar 20, 2013
Sam I Am GEAM wrote:
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Feel free to cut something else with a meat cleaver....
Oh! Sam! Tsk, tsk!:D

Okay I have to tell you. NOT making this up. The numbers to post -- 6666.
Coincidence? I think not.

Since: Jan 10

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#82643 Mar 20, 2013
Toj wrote:
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Oh! Sam! Tsk, tsk!:D
Okay I have to tell you. NOT making this up. The numbers to post -- 6666.
Coincidence? I think not.
I had 7788 today -- good cribbage hand!

Since: Jan 10

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#82644 Mar 20, 2013
So Just as was at the top of the page posting on the "new replies" thing, I caught just a bit of an ad to the right of the page. Picture of a beaver, and it said "A clean beaver..."

I assume it has to do with protecting water or it's a pro-oil company ad, but I want to see the rest!

Since: Jan 10

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#82645 Mar 20, 2013
heh.From notalwaysright.com

Crazy Just Got To Another Level

(I am handling a sales order with a customer. An older lady taps me on the shoulder.)

Customer:“I can’t find your elevator anywhere!”

Me:“It’s a one story building. I am afraid we don’t have one.”

Customer:“That’s horrible! My knees are so bad! I just can’t handle the stairs!”

Me:“We… don’t have stairs.”

(As I am replying, she has turned and walked away. About a week later, I get a call…)

State Employee:“I am calling to investigate a complaint we received that your store is violating ADA. Is it true you don’t have an elevator?”

Me:“Yes. I don’t have a second floor or stairs either.”

State Employee:“So, I just file this under ‘crazy’… gotcha.”

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82646 Mar 20, 2013
Yeah, and don't be afraid to use that chainsaw either! Hell, get a wood chipper if need to.
Sam I Am GEAM wrote:
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Feel free to cut something else with a meat cleaver....

“What's it to ya?”

Since: Mar 09

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#82647 Mar 20, 2013
So for everyone who is sitting with baited breath waiting my update for the day...

Niece didn't get fired, but just BARELY. She so needs to be nicer and less impatient with people, AND look for a different job and not make excuses not to because next time she WILL be fired.

My sister is already in Portland, so I have about three hours of (semi) sanity left.

<sigh>

“What's it to ya?”

Since: Mar 09

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#82648 Mar 20, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
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This is the exact recipe I used for the pizza crust: http://www.eat-drink-smile.com/2011/04/caulif...
Not sure of the exact recipe SIL uses for mashed cauliflower, but this is close. Plus, add a ton of garlic. http://www.inspiredtaste.net/19731/simple-cre...
Thanks!

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82649 Mar 20, 2013
I'm here for you Mimi! If you need to talk dirty to somebody, just lay it on me. I can take it!
No, really please, talk dirty to me.
Well, only if it will make you feel better.
It would wouldn't it?
Hey, yaneverknow!
Mimi Seattle wrote:
So for everyone who is sitting with baited breath waiting my update for the day...
Niece didn't get fired, but just BARELY. She so needs to be nicer and less impatient with people, AND look for a different job and not make excuses not to because next time she WILL be fired.
My sister is already in Portland, so I have about three hours of (semi) sanity left.
<sigh>

Since: Jan 10

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#82650 Mar 20, 2013
There should be judging icons for "desperate" and "horny."

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#82651 Mar 20, 2013
HA!
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
There should be judging icons for "desperate" and "horny."

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