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#80985 Feb 22, 2013
NWmoon wrote:
<quoted text>Never said it was completely devoid of facts, just as a whole it is not an accurate history book.
Hell, a lot of what I learned as history in school turned out to be fiction. The winners write the books. Much has been disproved through science since some of those were written.
Yes, but just because it's not accurate in all regards doesn't necessarily mean that Mary, Joseph, or what have you are fiction

“FD&S is no way to be.”

Since: Feb 13

Cedar Grove, TN

#80986 Feb 22, 2013
Miscellaneous:

The Case for Zero Tolerance of Modern School Administrators:
A 13-year-old boy who wore a regular tie instead of a clip-on tie to school in Brightingslea, England, was placed in isolation for a day because he was in violation of the school's zero-tolerance health and safety policies.

News Item: "Police follow footprints through wet grass to stolen grill, patio furniture."
The arrested man is now seeking dew process.

News Headline: "In New Mexico, crooks are now stealing toilets."
Investigators say they have nothing to go on.

News Headline: "Physicists think alternative universe 'vacuum bubble' may destroy existence."
News Headline: "Kim Kardashian: If I was a man I'd want to have sex with myself."
Admit it. Aren't there moments when you root for the bubble?

We Have Seen the Present, and It Does Not Work:
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has sued a North Carolina firm that requires applicants for some jobs to be able to lift 75 pounds because the requirement discriminates against those who can't lift 75 pounds.

News Headline: "House Speaker Boehner says 'it's time to act' on federal deficit."
News Headline: "U.S. deficit shrinking at fastest pace since WWII."
Boehner knows that.
As he said, he was only acting.

QT Trickle-On Economics Update:
Food banks are reporting record demand as Ferrari reports record sales.

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Schaumburg, IL

#80987 Feb 22, 2013
so... i'm not on facebook in part so that i don't have to deal with the drama that gets played out there... so, in return for that, i now get to hear the blow-by-blow replays of my co-worker's sister drama...

argh.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#80988 Feb 22, 2013
Is she Hot?
Aisle Sitter wrote:
so... i'm not on facebook in part so that i don't have to deal with the drama that gets played out there... so, in return for that, i now get to hear the blow-by-blow replays of my co-worker's sister drama...
argh.

Since: Jan 10

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#80989 Feb 22, 2013
Aisle Sitter wrote:
so... i'm not on facebook in part so that i don't have to deal with the drama that gets played out there... so, in return for that, i now get to hear the blow-by-blow replays of my co-worker's sister drama...
argh.
Heh. Heck,*I* get to hear about Nick's coworker's sister's drama!!!

“What's it to ya?”

Since: Mar 09

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#80990 Feb 22, 2013
Does anyone know if this is for real? I checked Snopes and didn't find anything.

http://christwire.org/2009/11/will-there-be-m...

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#80991 Feb 22, 2013
I think this quote is your answer.
the Chinese attacked poor, young Americans who were serving their country on the beaches of Hawaii. They aligned themselves with the Barbarian German NAZIs, another group of minorities, to try to bring darkness all through the world.

This guy is probably an email buddy of edog
Mimi Seattle wrote:
Does anyone know if this is for real? I checked Snopes and didn't find anything.
http://christwire.org/2009/11/will-there-be-m...

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#80992 Feb 22, 2013
I found out today that a co-worker (not in the office with me, works in Texas) was on that Carnival cruise that got stranded. And it was his WEDDING & honeymoon. He said Carnival is bending over backwards to give them stuff, though.

Since: Feb 08

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#80993 Feb 22, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, but just because it's not accurate in all regards doesn't necessarily mean that Mary, Joseph, or what have you are fiction
No, but it's not proof they did exist, either.
"The Winds of War" is historical fiction, not a history book.
"Anne of a Thousand Days" is not a history book. They both deal with real people and real events, and contain fictional characters interacting with real people, but that does not make the fictional characters real people.
I have no problem with others' faith, but I'm not going to say I think that those people are real when I have never seen any evidence of their existence.
Besides, isn't that why they call it faith? Have faith, but don't expect me to say that yes, they existed. Just have faith.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#80994 Feb 22, 2013
My dog is giving me such a guilt trip.

He is standing on the boat looking at me..."cmone, lets go for a boat ride..."

How do you tell a dog that the damn boat is broke and we cant go for a boatride?

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#80995 Feb 22, 2013
Mimi Seattle wrote:
Does anyone know if this is for real? I checked Snopes and didn't find anything.
http://christwire.org/2009/11/will-there-be-m...
I don't even know where to begin...

Since: Feb 08

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#80996 Feb 22, 2013
j_m_w wrote:
I found out today that a co-worker (not in the office with me, works in Texas) was on that Carnival cruise that got stranded. And it was his WEDDING & honeymoon. He said Carnival is bending over backwards to give them stuff, though.
If they can make it through that, the marriage should last forever.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#80997 Feb 22, 2013
Mimi Seattle wrote:
Does anyone know if this is for real? I checked Snopes and didn't find anything.
http://christwire.org/2009/11/will-there-be-m...
I googled. Wikipedia has this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

"Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog-style articles that highlight excesses of American Christian conservatives along with obscure weather reportage, inaccurate and unfactual warnings about such things as politicians and video games, new vernacular, intense focus on various communities, and numerous parenting and lifestyle tips."

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#80998 Feb 22, 2013
RACE wrote:
My dog is giving me such a guilt trip.
He is standing on the boat looking at me..."cmone, lets go for a boat ride..."
How do you tell a dog that the damn boat is broke and we cant go for a boatride?
If you give that dog a steak he'll forget about the boat.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#80999 Feb 22, 2013
Yeah, but then I wont have any dinner...
Toj wrote:
<quoted text>
If you give that dog a steak he'll forget about the boat.

Since: Aug 08

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#81000 Feb 22, 2013
NWmoon wrote:
<quoted text>No, but it's not proof they did exist, either.
"The Winds of War" is historical fiction, not a history book.
"Anne of a Thousand Days" is not a history book. They both deal with real people and real events, and contain fictional characters interacting with real people, but that does not make the fictional characters real people.
I have no problem with others' faith, but I'm not going to say I think that those people are real when I have never seen any evidence of their existence.
Besides, isn't that why they call it faith? Have faith, but don't expect me to say that yes, they existed. Just have faith.
I don't expect you to say they existed. I took exception with you saying they didn't exist, because you don't know that this was actually the case.

Maybe a better way to have said it would have been I don't believe they exist. They way you said it made it sound like it was a factual assertion.

Since: Mar 09

West Palm Beach, FL

#81001 Feb 22, 2013
NWmoon wrote:
<quoted text>If they can make it through that, the marriage should last forever.
That's what I was thinking: should be all downhill from here!

Since: Feb 08

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#81002 Feb 22, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't expect you to say they existed. I took exception with you saying they didn't exist, because you don't know that this was actually the case.
Maybe a better way to have said it would have been I don't believe they exist. They way you said it made it sound like it was a factual assertion.
Fine, I don't believe it. AFAIC it's a pile used to manipulate weak minded fools.
Y'all have a good winter and spring, I'm going to be busy and gone for awhile.

Since: Aug 08

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#81003 Feb 22, 2013
Mimi Seattle wrote:
Does anyone know if this is for real? I checked Snopes and didn't find anything.

http://christwire.org/2009/11/will-there-be-m...
I'm thinking not, by the titles of these articles:

http://christwire.org/

Since: Aug 08

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#81004 Feb 22, 2013
NWmoon wrote:
<quoted text>Fine, I don't believe it. AFAIC it's a pile used to manipulate weak minded fools.
Y'all have a good winter and spring, I'm going to be busy and gone for awhile.
Take care of yourself, Moon. You will be missed.

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