Since: Jan 10

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#79399 Jan 31, 2013
I liked her in "Backside to the FUture."

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#79400 Jan 31, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I happen to think lesbian porn is hot!
Yeah, me too.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#79401 Jan 31, 2013
and you just may have, get back to me in 20yrs!
squishymama wrote:
<quoted text>
When I got pregnant with Lulu, my mother lit into me about how I could even consider bringing a child into this horrible world. And my answer to her was that I could be carrying the next MLK or Gandhi. So my answer may take awhile, but I'm working on it.

Since: Aug 08

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#79402 Jan 31, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>My buddy said you were really good in "2 tons of fun."
The worst part of that joke is that I had to google "fat women porn" and go to a website with a bunch of fat women porn video covers and look at them before i found the one i wanted to go with. My eyes are scarred.

The things I'll do for a joke...

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#79403 Jan 31, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I liked her in "Backside to the FUture."
That sounds like it might have an interesting plot.

;)

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#79404 Jan 31, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>The worst part of that joke is that I had to google "fat women porn" and go to a website with a bunch of fat women porn video covers and look at them before i found the one i wanted to go with. My eyes are scarred.

The things I'll do for a joke...
Actually, guys I need to fess up, I own "2 tons of fun." I was just trying to cover my tracks with my post above.

:p
Sam I Am

Cedar Grove, TN

#79405 Jan 31, 2013
RACE wrote:
Oh, and sam...
The point is, I am not trying to debate you. I really wish you would not respond to my posts at all, so you see, I will launch into a cat fight with you right away, why? Because I dont want to discuss anything with you.
But you feel compelled to try and get me to engage you, so you only make yourself look like an ass when you start a debate with a spiteful insult. Feel free to act as stupid as you like, but I dont want to debate you. You suck at debating, you lose, then you lie.
For someone who doesn't want to engage me, you sure do jump in on a lot of exchanges I have with other people. For that matter, for someone who doesn't want to discuss anything with me, responding to my posts is an awfully funny way of going about it. Face it, Race, you like me. Deep down inside you really do. You're like the little boy running around the playground pulling the girls' pigtails. Telling me you hope I get cancer or get hit by a car is just your unique way of saying you care. And that means a lot to me.
Sam I Am

Cedar Grove, TN

#79406 Jan 31, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
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Nick has no interest in lesbian porn. He can't really put into words why. I was surprised - I just found this out very recently. I happen to think lesbian porn is hot!
What? A man who doesn't like lesbian porn? Who ever heard of such a thing? Every guy I have talked to about that has said that it's just twice as much of a good thing. I would prefer to have a guy in the mix, but two pretty ladies together is definitely not a bad thing.

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#79407 Jan 31, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
The worst part of that joke is that I had to google "fat women porn" and go to a website with a bunch of fat women porn video covers and look at them before i found the one i wanted to go with. My eyes are scarred.
The things I'll do for a joke...
This reminds me of a story.

I had this friend and her then-husband and my then-boyfriend were going to a bachelor party. My friend and I thought it would be funny to hire an ugly stripper to show up at it. We went as far as calling an ad and she asked the guy "how much for an ugly girl" but it turned out to be too rich for our blood. But it was totally an option!

Since: Jan 10

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#79408 Jan 31, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
That sounds like it might have an interesting plot.
;)
I saw it. She goes back in time 20 years to have sex with herself.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#79410 Jan 31, 2013
j_m_w wrote:
<quoted text>
This reminds me of a story.
I had this friend and her then-husband and my then-boyfriend were going to a bachelor party. My friend and I thought it would be funny to hire an ugly stripper to show up at it. We went as far as calling an ad and she asked the guy "how much for an ugly girl" but it turned out to be too rich for our blood. But it was totally an option!
I wonder if the ugly girl KNEW she was the ugly girl, or if she was just someone the boss man called up when he got that request but didn't tell her the reason she got THAT job, but hadn't had another in months.

Since: Aug 08

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#79411 Jan 31, 2013
j_m_w wrote:
<quoted text>This reminds me of a story.

I had this friend and her then-husband and my then-boyfriend were going to a bachelor party. My friend and I thought it would be funny to hire an ugly stripper to show up at it. We went as far as calling an ad and she asked the guy "how much for an ugly girl" but it turned out to be too rich for our blood. But it was totally an option!
That woulda been awesome.
Sam I Am

Knoxville, TN

#79412 Jan 31, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>I wonder if the ugly girl KNEW she was the ugly girl, or if she was just someone the boss man called up when he got that request but didn't tell her the reason she got THAT job, but hadn't had another in months.
I am guessing she didn't think of herself as "ugly" but rather as the "anti-Barbi," an alternative to the "typical fake blond with big fake cans," a "real woman."

Since: Aug 08

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#79413 Jan 31, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
<quoted text>I saw it. She goes back in time 20 years to have sex with herself.
That's kinda odd.
PEllen

Chicago, IL

#79414 Jan 31, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
<quoted text>
A set of golf clubs can run you upwards of over a grand. That is NOT "petty" theft.
And we aren't sending people to prison for 25 years for stealing a piece of pizza. We are sending them to prison for 25 years for stealing a car, getting out and burglarizing a house, getting out and raping a woman, getting out and THEN stealing a pizza. I'm all for that.
There was a tragic case here a while ago that involved a career criminal who's been in and out of jail most of his life. During his latest crime, while he was burglarizing a house, a 16 yr old girl walked in on him and he murdered her.
Habitual offenders need to be removed from society. Think burglary is a "non-violent" crime? Tell that to the people who've walked in on one.
That goes back to Jeannine Nicarico in the early 80's. Unfortunately they convicted some guys 3 times bfore a guy already in jail was found to be the correct perp.

The news reports were giving examples of 3 minor felonies, or 40 years crime free gaps, getting the disproportionate sentences.

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#79415 Jan 31, 2013
Sam I Am wrote:
<quoted text>I am guessing she didn't think of herself as "ugly" but rather as the "anti-Barbi," an alternative to the "typical fake blond with big fake cans," a "real woman."
It's almost like you speak from experience, Sammy!

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#79416 Jan 31, 2013
No sam I dont. I really dont want to talk to you. I will point out when your wrong, or being a hypocrite, and since you do both so very often it only seems like I am chatting with you. But please note, if you never posted again I would still manage to make it thru my day.
Sam I Am

Knoxville, TN

#79417 Jan 31, 2013
RACE wrote:
No sam I dont. I really dont want to talk to you. I will point out when your wrong, or being a hypocrite, and since you do both so very often it only seems like I am chatting with you. But please note, if you never posted again I would still manage to make it thru my day.
Kind of like how were you a hypocrite for accusing me of skipping the debate and going right to insults?

I really am glad that I have someone so conscientious and cerebral to keep me in check. If I felt about someone the way you profess to feel about me, I would not waste a keystroke on them. I really appreciate that you care enough to dedicate a disproportionate amount of energy to keeping me in line. Keep up the good work!
Sam I Am

Knoxville, TN

#79418 Jan 31, 2013
So a snowmobiler died today from injuries he suffered doing a stunt during the X-Games, and now there is an uproar to cancel the event and make all kinds of revisions to the event. I think that is silly. They're called the X-Games, not the C(onservative)-Games. The participants are athletes who follow all the safety protocols, but the fact is they are engaged in sports with higher levels of risk which they voluntarily assumed. It is not a blood sport, it's not the gladiators. If we are going to let every Tom, Dick and Jethro who demonstrates he's not Coo-Coo for Cocoapuffs have a gun, then we should let people who train to reach the pinnacle of their sport and know the risks do what they do.

Since: Jan 10

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#79419 Jan 31, 2013
The link at the bottom: Wisconsin state law prohibits guns 1,000 feet from any public school (stupid stupid stupid law – if I live next to the school, that’s not gonna keep me from owning guns), but there’s an exemption for gun shows, which hold annual gun shows in Spooner’s elementary school.

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