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“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#79203 Jan 28, 2013
Toj wrote:
<quoted text>
I'd love for you to get a bottle of Frebreeze (sp?), spray it around on the CTA and say your doing a commercial. Film it with your phone. Spray the seats, people's butts, armpits... Bet it would go viral on Youtube.
Unfortunately, I'd have to be spraying actual people. And no matter how much I'd like to, that would be really uncool.

This time there was no person, just residual funk.
PEllen

Chicago, IL

#79204 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>
Do un-FL things?
Mediteranean, Cabo San Lucas, Paradise Island? Wouldn't any kind of beach places constitute Florida things? Or was that only meant for the NY suggestion? In which case I'd be curious as to what Florida type things you had in mind to avoid.
I'll second the Paradise Island suggestion. Its been over 10 years since I've been and just recently started tossing around the idea of going back within the next couple years. I loved that place.
Un FL was limited to NYC.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#79205 Jan 28, 2013
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Dog vs The Supremes. You lose.
Well, that would certainly explain my disagreement with their ruling.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#79206 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text> How much? A half a box?
He might have half a bottle with a cork stuck backward in the bottle to keep it good.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#79207 Jan 28, 2013
squishymama wrote:
<quoted text>
Unfortunately, I'd have to be spraying actual people. And no matter how much I'd like to, that would be really uncool.
This time there was no person, just residual funk.
That's why it would go viral on Youtube. I was just imaging something that I know most people on here would never do. It would be funny as all hell, though.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#79208 Jan 28, 2013
Oh, easily, we barley tapped the 2nd box.
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text> How much? A half a box?

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#79209 Jan 28, 2013
Listened to my radio segment last night: Second Date Update

For those who have never heard me talk about it, girl goes on a date. Has a good time. Wants a second date. But dude has not called for a second date. Show calls him up to find out why(without letting him know she's listening), then they get to hash it out.

So, this chick wants to know what's up. I will spare you the back and forth, but between the 2 of them, this is the info that is revealed.

-she's 6 months pregnant
-she met him on a dating site
-she did not note that she was pregnant
-she has narrowed the father down to 1 of 3 guys
-she met this dude for the date at a bar(though she did not drink)
-she slept with him that night
-she blew his phone up with about 150 tests over the next week
-at some point(maybe hte next day), he came home to find her sleeping in her car waiting for him cause she brought him some donuts

Guys. How can he let this catch slip thru his fingers?

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#79210 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Listened to my radio segment last night: Second Date Update
For those who have never heard me talk about it, girl goes on a date. Has a good time. Wants a second date. But dude has not called for a second date. Show calls him up to find out why(without letting him know she's listening), then they get to hash it out.
So, this chick wants to know what's up. I will spare you the back and forth, but between the 2 of them, this is the info that is revealed.
-she's 6 months pregnant
-she met him on a dating site
-she did not note that she was pregnant
-she has narrowed the father down to 1 of 3 guys
-she met this dude for the date at a bar(though she did not drink)
-she slept with him that night
-she blew his phone up with about 150 tests over the next week
-at some point(maybe hte next day), he came home to find her sleeping in her car waiting for him cause she brought him some donuts
Guys. How can he let this catch slip thru his fingers?
She's worse than a train wreck.

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#79211 Jan 28, 2013
RACE wrote:
Oh, easily, we barley tapped the 2nd box.
<quoted text>
barley? That's not wine...it's beer.

;-P

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#79212 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Listened to my radio segment last night: Second Date Update
For those who have never heard me talk about it, girl goes on a date. Has a good time. Wants a second date. But dude has not called for a second date. Show calls him up to find out why(without letting him know she's listening), then they get to hash it out.
So, this chick wants to know what's up. I will spare you the back and forth, but between the 2 of them, this is the info that is revealed.
-she's 6 months pregnant
-she met him on a dating site
-she did not note that she was pregnant
-she has narrowed the father down to 1 of 3 guys
-she met this dude for the date at a bar(though she did not drink)
-she slept with him that night
-she blew his phone up with about 150 tests over the next week
-at some point(maybe hte next day), he came home to find her sleeping in her car waiting for him cause she brought him some donuts
Guys. How can he let this catch slip thru his fingers?
I'm pretty sure this is why I am still married. No matter how annoying I may be sometimes, my husband is not going to leave me, and subject himself to this. It helps that I tell him this is the ONLY type of single woman still out there! ;-)

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#79213 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Listened to my radio segment last night: Second Date Update
For those who have never heard me talk about it, girl goes on a date. Has a good time. Wants a second date. But dude has not called for a second date. Show calls him up to find out why(without letting him know she's listening), then they get to hash it out.
So, this chick wants to know what's up. I will spare you the back and forth, but between the 2 of them, this is the info that is revealed.
-she's 6 months pregnant
-she met him on a dating site
-she did not note that she was pregnant
-she has narrowed the father down to 1 of 3 guys
-she met this dude for the date at a bar(though she did not drink)
-she slept with him that night
-she blew his phone up with about 150 tests over the next week
-at some point(maybe hte next day), he came home to find her sleeping in her car waiting for him cause she brought him some donuts
Guys. How can he let this catch slip thru his fingers?
HA! He banged a chick six months pregnant with an unknown guy's baby. I bet he didn't wrap that rascal, either, given her track record (stupid on his part).

I eamiled this to a bunch of people, including the young single guys at work.

“bELieve”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#79214 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Listened to my radio segment last night: Second Date Update

For those who have never heard me talk about it, girl goes on a date. Has a good time. Wants a second date. But dude has not called for a second date. Show calls him up to find out why(without letting him know she's listening), then they get to hash it out.

So, this chick wants to know what's up. I will spare you the back and forth, but between the 2 of them, this is the info that is revealed.

-she's 6 months pregnant
-she met him on a dating site
-she did not note that she was pregnant
-she has narrowed the father down to 1 of 3 guys
-she met this dude for the date at a bar(though she did not drink)
-she slept with him that night
-she blew his phone up with about 150 tests over the next week
-at some point(maybe hte next day), he came home to find her sleeping in her car waiting for him cause she brought him some donuts

Guys. How can he let this catch slip thru his fingers?
Wow. Crazy people out there!

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#79215 Jan 28, 2013
From one of my favorite coworkers, re: TOnka's post:

Iím just saying Ė he canít really complain about any of that stuff that happened before he slept with her. Itís like driving off a bridge and complaining the road closed signs, bridge out signs, and barricades werenít enough.

Donít dip your wick in crazy.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#79216 Jan 28, 2013
Ha!
Sgt__Smith wrote:
<quoted text>
barley? That's not wine...it's beer.
;-P

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#79217 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Listened to my radio segment last night: Second Date Update
For those who have never heard me talk about it, girl goes on a date. Has a good time. Wants a second date. But dude has not called for a second date. Show calls him up to find out why(without letting him know she's listening), then they get to hash it out.
So, this chick wants to know what's up. I will spare you the back and forth, but between the 2 of them, this is the info that is revealed.
-she's 6 months pregnant
-she met him on a dating site
-she did not note that she was pregnant
-she has narrowed the father down to 1 of 3 guys
-she met this dude for the date at a bar(though she did not drink)
-she slept with him that night
-she blew his phone up with about 150 tests over the next week
-at some point(maybe hte next day), he came home to find her sleeping in her car waiting for him cause she brought him some donuts
Guys. How can he let this catch slip thru his fingers?
She's a total keeper - as in you would have a hard time getting rid of her, no matter how hard you tried.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#79218 Jan 28, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
From one of my favorite coworkers, re: TOnka's post:
Iím just saying Ė he canít really complain about any of that stuff that happened before he slept with her. Itís like driving off a bridge and complaining the road closed signs, bridge out signs, and barricades werenít enough.
Donít dip your wick in crazy.
Oh, but he's not complaining. He just has no interest in a second date.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#79219 Jan 28, 2013
And while they talked to her, before getting him on the phone, host asked if maybe he was turned off by the fact that she didn't even know who the father was. She said that topic did not come up on the date. But apparently it did, cause that's one of the things he told them when they were asking about her.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#79220 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, but he's not complaining. He just has no interest in a second date.
true.

Since: Mar 09

Miami, FL

#79221 Jan 28, 2013
So A and the boyfriend broke up last night. This time I really hope it's for good.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#79222 Jan 28, 2013
What's her #
j_m_w wrote:
So A and the boyfriend broke up last night. This time I really hope it's for good.

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