You just never know when you have to fight off a band of thieves, don't you know! Besides, it's everyone's right to own weapons. An AK-47 and the like makes men feel stronger and their appendages bigger.<quoted text>
Ahh, the ol' Mutt backtrack. Sadly, you don't do it as well as he does. But then again, he's got a little more practice.
So let's go to the next step. What reasonable purpose is there for ordinary citizens to have assault weapons? Why aren't handguns and rifles enough? Are you going hunting with an AK? Do you keep an AK in the nightstand by your bed for home safety? Do AKs fit in the conceal carry parameters?
Oops, did I just say that? ;)