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Sam I Am

Memphis, TN

#76860 Dec 6, 2012
squishymama wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/si deshow/burglar-calls-911-himse lf-163618126.html
How it should go?
That I can dig. That's a man. Not some pu&&y laying in wait.

Since: Jan 10

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#76861 Dec 6, 2012
squishymama wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/si deshow/burglar-calls-911-himse lf-163618126.html
How it should go?
I agree! A great example of how it could and hsould play out.

Since: Jan 10

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#76862 Dec 6, 2012
Jay-Z rides the subway and talks to a 67yo woman.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/arts-post...

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#76863 Dec 6, 2012
squishymama wrote:
Wow. I hope mom broke up with him.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/06/15...
Charged with "child neglect"? Why wasn't it "child endangerment" I wonder.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#76864 Dec 6, 2012
Sam I Am wrote:
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That I can dig. That's a man. Not some pu&&y laying in wait.
Yes, now that guy I can support.

Since: Jan 10

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#76865 Dec 6, 2012
WOw, I just this afternoon found out about the guy who got shoved in front of the subway train and was killed. And then the NY Post puts his moments-before-squishing pictures on the front page of the paper.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#76866 Dec 6, 2012
Toj wrote:
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Charged with "child neglect"? Why wasn't it "child endangerment" I wonder.
Maybe because the dog was outside the bedroom where the kid was? IDK, that seems like something that could vary state-to-state.

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#76867 Dec 6, 2012
OK gang, I need some help with my willpower.

We're having a birthday celebration for a couple of my co-workers and I CANNOT STOP EATING THE BROWNIES!!!!

See, part of me knows that I probably won't get dinner until late tonight, since it's the dress rehearsal for the Nutcracker on Ice, so it's OK if I eat a few extra calories.

But the other part of me, yanno the one that wants me to stop being so squishy, is yelling at me to stop eating the mother f*cking brownies!

So far, that part of me is NOT winning. Help!

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#76868 Dec 6, 2012
squishymama wrote:
OK gang, I need some help with my willpower.
We're having a birthday celebration for a couple of my co-workers and I CANNOT STOP EATING THE BROWNIES!!!!
See, part of me knows that I probably won't get dinner until late tonight, since it's the dress rehearsal for the Nutcracker on Ice, so it's OK if I eat a few extra calories.
But the other part of me, yanno the one that wants me to stop being so squishy, is yelling at me to stop eating the mother f*cking brownies!
So far, that part of me is NOT winning. Help!
Save the calories for all the parties and things coming up. Tell yourself that you will not eat any more brownies today but that in January (or December 15 or whatever) you will allow yourself to have brownies again.

That's how I get myself out of ruts. If I say I'll never eat another one again, I'd just be lying. So far I'm sticking to my no Ben & Jerry's until after Christmas and no chips until the holiday parties.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#76869 Dec 6, 2012
squishymama wrote:
OK gang, I need some help with my willpower.
We're having a birthday celebration for a couple of my co-workers and I CANNOT STOP EATING THE BROWNIES!!!!
See, part of me knows that I probably won't get dinner until late tonight, since it's the dress rehearsal for the Nutcracker on Ice, so it's OK if I eat a few extra calories.
But the other part of me, yanno the one that wants me to stop being so squishy, is yelling at me to stop eating the mother f*cking brownies!
So far, that part of me is NOT winning. Help!
Drink a lot of water. Now. To fill up. Then drink some more till you feel a bit over full. Repeat.
You will be in the ladies room until the brownies are gone

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#76870 Dec 6, 2012
PEllen wrote:
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Drink a lot of water. Now. To fill up. Then drink some more till you feel a bit over full. Repeat.
You will be in the ladies room until the brownies are gone
Unfortunately, I will be on the CTA in about half an hour and would like to have a non-ready-to-burst bladder. Otherwise, that sounds like a great plan. I've resisted so far on my own...

And luckily I will not be here tomorrow to eat the leftovers. Will be at home, frantically cleaning because my mother is coming on Sunday and we're getting the girls' bunkbed delivered as well.
Sam I Am

Nashville, TN

#76871 Dec 6, 2012
squishymama wrote:
OK gang, I need some help with my willpower.
We're having a birthday celebration for a couple of my co-workers and I CANNOT STOP EATING THE BROWNIES!!!!
See, part of me knows that I probably won't get dinner until late tonight, since it's the dress rehearsal for the Nutcracker on Ice, so it's OK if I eat a few extra calories.
But the other part of me, yanno the one that wants me to stop being so squishy, is yelling at me to stop eating the mother f*cking brownies!
So far, that part of me is NOT winning. Help!
Have a banana.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#76872 Dec 6, 2012
Sam I Am wrote:
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Have a banana.
Dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts? Mmmmm.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#76874 Dec 6, 2012
Sam I Am wrote:
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Have a banana.
Do you rember RoseanneBarr's stand up routine where she peels a banana, holds it in front, takes her other hand, puts it behind her head and pushes down. Afterwards, she popped up and said Don't forget. "I" swallowed.

Not that you had that in mind for Squishy at work, but just the same....

Since: Mar 09

West Palm Beach, FL

#76876 Dec 6, 2012
Wow, what a long and stressful day. So much unpacking to do... after what will hopefully be a good night's sleep.

Thanks for the supportive words last night and this morning, regs.
:)

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#76877 Dec 7, 2012
Amy

http://www.topix.com/forum/chicago/TNH5V5K903...

Abby

http://www.topix.com/forum/chicago/TG6VAI5BN6...

Happy Friday. Please take a moment some time today to reflect on those brave sailors who sacrificed their lives on this day so many years ago.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#76878 Dec 7, 2012
edogxxx wrote:
Amy
http://www.topix.com/forum/chicago/TNH5V5K903...
Abby
http://www.topix.com/forum/chicago/TG6VAI5BN6...
Happy Friday. Please take a moment some time today to reflect on those brave sailors who sacrificed their lives on this day so many years ago.
There aren't that many left.
Indeed a day that will live in infamy
Thanks for posting, Dog

Since: Jan 10

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#76879 Dec 7, 2012
j_m_w wrote:
Wow, what a long and stressful day. So much unpacking to do... after what will hopefully be a good night's sleep.
Thanks for the supportive words last night and this morning, regs.
:)
But keep posting here. Give yourself "Breaks" from unpacking.:D

Since: Aug 08

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#76880 Dec 7, 2012
Toj wrote:
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Dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts? Mmmmm.
I gave you a peanut.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Melrose Park, IL

#76881 Dec 7, 2012
PEllen wrote:
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There aren't that many left.
Technically, if they gave their lives, there aren't ANY left
:)

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