Hi Lawnmower Boy,<quoted text>seems he is clearly able to do both, regardless of what you were told to parrot.
i've seen people do millions dollar business deals while golfing...i am sure if people even whisper while you golf you can't make it through the windmill or clown's mouth, huh? gives you a sense of your capabilities and place in the real world, dear...
I've watched you all buckled up in your handicapped mower while I was making million dollar deals on the green.
Tell me, do you feel this much angst watching the weed-whacker boy do his job on his feet while you sit all buckled into your special lawnmower?
Does it bother you that I make million dollar deals and weed-whacker boy has a real life too?
Are you pissed at your caretakers for not taking you out today to enjoy one of the biggest holidays of the year?
Very simple questions, please answer directly and honestly and I'll check back later...