Son, you're obviously behind the times by days......<quoted text>
Airliners can do a 1g turn that is not noticeable to the passengers unless you're watching the stars and can navigate by them. There are always people who can do this on the plane. All experts seem to agree the 777 had turned around and was headed back to Malaysia when it disappeared.
Two of the passengers had stolen passports and exactly fit the profile of suicide terrorists.
The oil slick may or may not be from the 777. It could be from some ship pumping out its bilge. A chemical analysis is required.
There was no communication from the plane, and the transponder had been turned off.
Malaysia has a problem with muslim terrorists.
Perhaps this was supposed to be a Kua Lumpur Towers attack that got stopped by the passengers and crew, like what happened in Pennsylvania when the Islamist terrorists were overtaken by the passengers.
It doesn't explain why you're stuck on stupid but it shows you ARE stuck on stupid....