Oh really? How is that different than any other day? They were the same in grammar school, I assure you.Kvetch and the midget cried a river to the topix mod today.
Kvetch: "Daddy, daddy, Billy hit me again!"
Daddy: "Don't worry, honey, in a couple of years he'll just rip your shirt off to say he loves you. This is just a phase boys go through."
Might as well be hung for a sheep...