Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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<quoted text>lol! WHAM! There's that race card again!
See?!!! I told you so.

You always come up short.

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Nuculur option wrote:
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Touche'!! She really is ignorant.
I've learned that Carol, the Christian phony, knows even less about the Bible than she does about the Constitution!!
You know less about the Human Experience than an armadillo roadkill.

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sonicfilter wrote:
PolitiFact Tackles Hot-Button Issue Of Obamacare Beheadings
It would be so exciting to live in a country where “Obamacare Medical Codes Confirm: Execution by Beheading To Be Implemented in America”, but PolitiFact says no, we cannot live there because there is a fire on its pants. Why is PolitiFact so mean to our childlike sense of wonder and our precious need to feel threatened, which helps us pretend we’re important? All this rage isn’t going to misdirect itself, darn it!
Still, maybe we can have some fun playing “Why Would Obama Actually Want To Do This?” Does he miss the Kenya of his youth, where a boy cannot be called a man until he is beheaded in ancient rites? No, that one is boring now. Maybe it’s an order from the Great Eye of the Bilderberg Pyramid? Perhaps, but that still doesn’t explain the chemtrails. In fact it is not particularly clear why the President would be so concerned with the legal status of beheadings when all of his past usurpations have been so gleefully lawless. It is out of character, surely.
And now we will stop writing about this in our winking “fellow wingnut patriot who is sometimes improbably self-aware” voice that we use too often but really, it is that voice or try to find 20 different, entertaining ways of saying “Holy Jesus, this is politics in America in 2014,” which is something we can do but it’s way, way harder.
Holy Jesus, this is politics in America in 2014.
Something good, though: One neat thing PolitiFact is doing now (and probably has been for a while; we do not “click around” PolitiFact that often) is providing every political person’s all-time utterance stats on their profiles, with the total number statements rated as “true,”“mostly true,”“half-true,”“mostly false,”“false,” and “pants on fire,” which is different from “false” somehow. So we fired up Excel and made it do math for us!
Well that is weird! Whoops, not “weird,” what is the word? Predictable, that’s right. PolitiFact thinks Democrats are between “some bit” and “much many” more truthful than Republicans. Remember when PolitiFact bestowed the coveted Order of the Conflagration of St. Trousers upon Obama for “You can keep your plan”? Remember how Republicans loved PolitiFact then? You should remember that, it happened.
In actual PolitiFact, the Kenyan socialist is pretty honest, by politician standards. Only paragon of forthrightness Hillary Clinton gives him a run for his money, edging him on “true”+“mostly true,” but falling short when “half-true” is added. Hillary is just not as slick as our B. Barry Smoove, who says what we wants to hear and says it so pretty that we don’t even care that it’s not, strictly speaking, true. Romney came out a little worse than we expected, bested by Sarah “Small Sample Size” Palin. Christie was the most honest Republican politician by PolitiFact’s “data,” which is like being the smartest toenail.(Here is the part where we are intellectually honest and note that there appears to be a correlation between a figure’s number of statements rated and that figure’s truthfulness, probably because infrequently rated people mostly attract attention when they say something nutty. Still, Ted Cruz, wow.)
We forgot to add Paul Ryan to the GOP side, but let’s just say he does not help.
http://wonkette.com/538218/politifact-tackles...
Let's cut to the quick here: The Magic Negro does all of his beheading with his front teeth. A little bit of floss and he's ready for the next one.

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Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:
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Hillary Clinton is here at the Boca Raton Resort! You know what that means!
lily and hillary go for a roll in the dumpster tonight?

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Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:
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You keep repeating that stupidity. Hillary is here in Boca at the Boca Raton Resort; you know what that means; she's here likely fund raising. She can beat anyone.
She can beat anyone???

Ask Bill about that.

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Nothing to do with hating Obama. He'd be a great movie star.
Has everything to do with hating his socialistic/Marxist/communisti c approach as the leader of this country.
He has to go. Hopefully, quietly, with his gracious resignation.
I haven't noticed either Barack or Michelle acting like they are concerned about having any sort of grace.

Obama is not a leader, but an executioner of this country and, much like Bill Clinton, doesn't appear in the least bit worried about being impeached or called out on all the blatant lies he has told the public since he began running for the office of POTUS. The "no more corporate welfare", and "I'm a perfect example of nonviolence" lies are the ones that bother me the most. He acts like we all have short-term memory loss that prevents us from remembering the lies he told us yesterday, everyday.

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shinningelectr0n wrote:
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You watch far too much Diane Sawyer.
Responsible Fracking uses "grout", too, to seal as it goes. You are lost, Dood.
Being hooked on Liberal Pablum is a bad way to go.
If you ever stepped outside of your Comfort Zone, you'd fill you pants, shoes and sh it anyone standing nearby. Stay in there. You won't get hurt.
Are you prepared for...(pause for dramatic music) The Attack of the POLAR VORTEX!

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<quoted text>What statement you idiot.. Are you on dope again? I
f you can't produce the statement youi shortening your life, why would expect anybody to do so you moron.. Fact is you are a liar and crybaby fraud yeah.. YOU Gilligan....can't produce the statement...
It's the culture..
He (or any other Proggies) needn't worry about Topix posters shortening his life.

ObamaKKKare already guarantees that.

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<quoted text>lol! I'm sorry.
You didn't mention Testaments.....
You said YOUR God.
Apparently you're confused about what you stand for... as usual.
You need to go back and read the context of the posts at the time they were posted.

You're confusing yourself.

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Well well wrote:
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More dumb nonsense.
It doesn't take a genius to see the hypocrisy of that poseur in the White House.

So what's your excuse for not noticing it, noodlehead?

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<quoted text>I haven't noticed either Barack or Michelle acting like they are concerned about having any sort of grace.
Obama is not a leader, but an executioner of this country and, much like Bill Clinton, doesn't appear in the least bit worried about being impeached or called out on all the blatant lies he has told the public since he began running for the office of POTUS. The "no more corporate welfare", and "I'm a perfect example of nonviolence" lies are the ones that bother me the most. He acts like we all have short-term memory loss that prevents us from remembering the lies he told us yesterday, everyday.
"In 2008, America elected a president from a broken home whose mother was sympathetic to communists; who as a youngster had formative relationships with a transgender nanny chosen by his mother and a bisexual communist pornographer "mentor" chosen by his grandfather; whose teenage friends were so devoted to drug use that they gave themselves a nickname derived from this habit, and developed their own vernacular related to methods of pot smoking; and whose chums as a young adult were Marxist professors and activists, a liberation theology preacher, and domestic terrorists."

What could possibly go wrong? LOL

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...Global warming....
"-15 recorded at O'Hare at 7 a.m. breaks existing low set on this date in 1894 and 1988"
http://www.nbcchicago.com/weather/stories/Dan...
Last night, I watched a Weather Report listing all of the Michigan cities that have so far broken cold records. I expect more after tonight. It's already -13 @ 12:30AM.

I'd love to have Algore over for dinner. I could rub his face in urine-soaked snow afterward.
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Ray Donovan wrote:
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Are you prepared for...(pause for dramatic music) The Attack of the POLAR VORTEX!
anything to divert attention from the disaster of ObamaKKKare.....

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Topics cop wrote:
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Never a shortage of tea bag morons that don't believe in science.
You've believed in science ever since Sesame St. presented it to you.

Go eatcher cookie.
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current average temperature in USA is 17.2F....

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<quoted text>I haven't noticed either Barack or Michelle acting like they are concerned about having any sort of grace.
Obama is not a leader, but an executioner of this country and, much like Bill Clinton, doesn't appear in the least bit worried about being impeached or called out on all the blatant lies he has told the public since he began running for the office of POTUS. The "no more corporate welfare", and "I'm a perfect example of nonviolence" lies are the ones that bother me the most. He acts like we all have short-term memory loss that prevents us from remembering the lies he told us yesterday, everyday.
He's counting on his fellow liberals and his slobbering love affair with the liberal media to pretend they have a short-term memory. Which they willingly do.

They don't even believe their own eyes. So pretending to have a short memory is a small sacrifice if it successfully dupes the masses who are in a semi-coma already.

We're in a bad place right now.

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John Galt wrote:
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anything to divert attention from the disaster of ObamaKKKare.....
They sure posted some dramatic and colorful pictures depicting our impending doom.

https://www.google.com/search...

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Rolling Stone: Five Economic Reforms Millennials Should Be Fighting For

Written by Jesse A. Myerson, a disgruntled millennial who wants to abolish capitalism altogether and thinks the younger generation should be fighting for:

1. Guaranteed work for everybody.
2. Social Security for all.
3. Take back the land.
4. Make everything owned by everybody.
5. A public bank in every state.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/fiv...

And, no, this was not satire or a parody. There was a detailed explanation in each one.

Communism has a stronghold in our society and is growing in the minds of a generation of young people. Encouraged by progressive liberals trickling down from the top echelon of our government.
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Ray Donovan wrote:
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They sure posted some dramatic and colorful pictures depicting our impending doom.
https://www.google.com/search...
maintain your focus on the real issues, not the weather...

besides, mid-70s here, not an issue...

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Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:
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Except that they are not kids; they're all old. Hillary Clinton arrived here in Boca Raton at the Boca Raton Resort; she's fund raising is my guess and will run. How do you feel about that?
"What difference does it make!"

Is she still dodging Bosnian sniper bullets?

I loved reading her autobiography "It Takes A Village Idiot To Raise A Child"

Chelsea liked it, too.

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