It's no miracle. You've just been brainwashed into stereotyping and labeling anyone who doesn't drink the left wing, socialist mead.<quoted text>
It's a Christmas miracle!! Just when I have come to accept you as incapable of learning anything, you make a statement that makes sense! It's a Christmas miracle.
A miracle would be your ilk realizing that skin color, gender, and sexual preference doesn't qualify someone as a victim.