My head explodes, figuratively speaking, on a daily basis.<quoted text>
Want to borrow my tourniquet? It will at least cut down on the splatter.
But since you mentioned Homer's culottes, this might also be a nice look on him.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40861494 @N03/11190186515/in/pool-menin skirts
...if he ditches the socks.
What do you think?