He's already defecated on everything sacred and you're worried about somebody 'besmirching' the Magic Negro?<quoted text>
They'll stop at nothing in their quest to besmirch the President of the United States.
How does one possibly dignify a walking Colostomy Bag?
Wrap it in Gold Leaf and call it a Golden Calf?
Spray it with Febreze and call it Presidential?
Let's not play Make-Believe, OK?