Wretch, quit being such an azz. Sexual relations is intercourse.<quoted text>according to you: if your wife was sprayed by some naked penis on her face, she wasn't having sex with that man--it's ok davie--she was chasing the guy and he gave in. Don't blame her-she did not have sex with that guy.
Do you have oral sex??? Just because you find it disgusting doesn't mean others do.
Keep your prudish thoughts to yourself.
The relationship I have with my wife is just that, ours. Not yours & none of your business. Just like the Clintons are not your business.