Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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NOMINATED BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR..........

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East . I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

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<quoted text>No you won't__the rifle was a plastic airsoft toy that fired plastic BB's and the pistol in the teens waistband was a plastic toy. The AK toy is displayed in some reports alongside an actual steel and wood AK 47 assault rifle.
It's like a fkn joke as is are explanations offered in the San Jose Mercury.
Additionally it was 3:14 PM in the afternoon.
The 48 year old deputy was a damned fine marksman though.
You're a moron!!!
Here, from you beloved left wing media.(I know this from hearing interviews with the family). It was a pellet gun.

Mediamatters: "On October 22, 13-year-old Andy Lopez was shot seven times by a sheriff's deputy in Santa Rosa, California. The deputy, identified by media as a "gun expert", apparently believed that the pellet gun Lopez carried was an AK-47 assault weapon."

Huffington post: "Sheriff’s deputies in Santa Rosa, Calif. shot and killed a 13-year-old boy who was holding a pellet gun that resembled an AK-47 assault rifle on Tuesday. "

Pellet guns are not toys

"Neighbors mourn for Tollhouse boy killed by pellet gun"

"Second child killed in pellet gun accident"

Again, I'm not defending the cops in this situation. They fcked up. I'm just showing how little you really know.

Oh, and btw, Alex Sink cheated in a gubernatorial debate.

Most of the time you don't know sht about what you are talking about.

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Don't forget the snacks.
Heck, the kids should get something out of the tens of billions wasted yearly on Carter's Dept. of Ed.
It's already proven the money isn't helping the kids get smarter. In fact, just the opposite. We're producing dumbazzed Daves.
Across the street from my work, about 1 hundred folks get a free lunch from a Good Samaritan food truck. Food stamps not accepted. The amount of money we give people through SNAP is ridiculous, it needs to be cut.

They like snopes.com , right?

"Claim: Photograph shows a grocery receipt for steak and lobster purchased with food stamps.

TRUE"

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Eman wrote:
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"company used its own value to borrow when needed"
Who did you borrow from? Poor people?
You will never get it, dumbass dave.
Dummy davey should go back to whatever hellhole he came from.

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A neighbor just got his copy of the bill for the liver transplant his wife had. Of the $440,000 he had to pay $40.
Smart person with insurance coverage pays $40
Dumb person with no insurance pays $439,960 (cash???)
she should have taken one for the team and just died. Life goes on.
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tell it like it is wrote:
Can someone wake dem up from his vodka enema and ask him what it will cost to Tag / Title/ Tax his brand nrw Corvette...
Then remind him many people that would feed...
Then tell him to go f uk himself!
Thank you!
Tell It Like It Is was recorded by Aaron Neville in 1966 and later covered by a plethora of other artists. It's one of those songs made the writers a ton of money.

I saw the Neville's on April 3 1968 in a Louisiana nightclub on my way to the New Orleans airport while traveling home from Tigerland for a short leave before returning to Vietnam. The flight out of New Orleans put me in Memphis on April 4th and stranded me there as all outbound flights were cancelled.

Hearing that song transports me back to those few days in time.

The experience changed my life.

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My God Flack.
This country did very well in the 50's. A man could hold a job & raise a family in his owned home. That job could be a clerk in a store or a delivery man for the local bakery or run a machine in the local machine shop. Not today. It takes at least two incomes or more in these types of jobs.
The ratio of CEO pay to average worker pay as gone through the roof.
The less & less employees are paid, the less & less they have to buy things. Buying things run the economy.
Handing money to the wealthy only to have a small portion run into the economy is stupid.
It had nothing to do with what I am doing. It is not hating the wealthy.
It is about everyone sharing in the growth of this nations wealth. This is what made us great & so prosperous after WWII through the 50.
You f*cking idiots think this is about hating the wealthy when you are too GD stupid to know the wealthy have been gaming the system.
Why has nearly all the growth on wealth of this country gone to the wealthy? It was not like that before.
Evidently you think it was hard work by the wealthy. Yep, hard work buying politicians & bending the tax law & regulations to their favor. Deregulation!! Deregulation!!
Your jealousy and envy of your hard working betters is most unbecoming. Now get off your fat posterior, get a job and stop the leeching.

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forks_make_us_fat wrote:
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Dan Rather
Isn't he that old timer that got fired for being dishonest and unprofessional? Works that way out of government. Sadly the inept and dishonest in government never pay a penalty for their malfeasance and incompetence.

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<quoted text>Homer trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit...
It's the culture...
Twinkies and Ho Ho's are back on the market and available with an EBT card, Homer is back in hog heaven.

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<quoted text>Over 85% of all ethanol/gasoline blends are used in the US and Brazil. I agree__yes it's stupid but let's see who votes for the continuance of the "ethanol subsidy."
Together, the R's and D's can end the folly but we already know that they won't. Too many lobbyists handing out too much cash.
As for the world's starving?
The US has invested billions in the attempt to teach the worlds starving how to farm something besides rice__Hah!
Squeeltime, it's quite sad you can't run your own life. Does Oblamer tell you what car to drive? What stores to shop at?

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It's THEIR wealth. Get over it and count your blessings. Or change your circumstances.
If you've ever worked for a 1%'er, send them a thank you note.
She's never worked, a lifetime member of the moocher class.

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Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>No you won't__the rifle was a plastic airsoft toy that fired plastic BB's and the pistol in the teens waistband was a plastic toy. The AK toy is displayed in some reports alongside an actual steel and wood AK 47 assault rifle.
It's like a fkn joke as is are explanations offered in the San Jose Mercury.
Additionally it was 3:14 PM in the afternoon.
The 48 year old deputy was a damned fine marksman though.
You're a moron!!!
Aren't you supposed to be next door right now playing with the other children?

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RealDave wrote:
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Taxes? You mean the idea that the wealthy have manipulated the tax code in their favor?
And really, not the right whiner "control" crap.
Blame the Democrats for your failed education & Blame poor people.
That is about the crux of the right wing agenda.
I like wealthy people. I just don't believe in handing them money as you do.
Who was handed money? Besides your welfare mooching, ebt card using circle of family and friends. Name one.

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Realdave is sticking by his guns...he's silly and foolish but he has guts.
I'd buy him a beer and talk politics...
Buy him an enema and it'll make his day....
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Here, from you beloved left wing media.(I know this from hearing interviews with the family). It was a pellet gun.
Mediamatters: "On October 22, 13-year-old Andy Lopez was shot seven times by a sheriff's deputy in Santa Rosa, California. The deputy, identified by media as a "gun expert", apparently believed that the pellet gun Lopez carried was an AK-47 assault weapon."
Huffington post: "Sheriff’s deputies in Santa Rosa, Calif. shot and killed a 13-year-old boy who was holding a pellet gun that resembled an AK-47 assault rifle on Tuesday. "
Pellet guns are not toys
"Neighbors mourn for Tollhouse boy killed by pellet gun"
"Second child killed in pellet gun accident"
Again, I'm not defending the cops in this situation. They fcked up. I'm just showing how little you really know.
Oh, and btw, Alex Sink cheated in a gubernatorial debate.
Most of the time you don't know sht about what you are talking about.
It was an AirSoft Kalashnikov plastic toy pellet gun (shoots plastic pellets) and available on line, at WalMart and elsewhere for $34.95.

You're a fkn moron.

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RealDave wrote:
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Two ethanol bills that legislated so much ethanol were signed by George W Bush. One in 2005 with a Republican Congress & the other on 2007 with mostly Democrat but with good Republican support.
So, you want to tell me Republicans had nothing to do with it?
A misguided attempt to "help" the environment, no one of either party gets it right 100%.

Why do the dems hate seniors and want them to die for lack of medicine? You've never told us.

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NOMINATED BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR..........
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East . I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
The sad part is that this joke is very close to the truth.

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<quoted text>No you won't__the rifle was a plastic airsoft toy that fired plastic BB's and the pistol in the teens waistband was a plastic toy. The AK toy is displayed in some reports alongside an actual steel and wood AK 47 assault rifle.
It's like a fkn joke as is are explanations offered in the San Jose Mercury.
Additionally it was 3:14 PM in the afternoon.
The 48 year old deputy was a damned fine marksman though.
You're a moron!!!
Well, Squeeltime, why did the boy point it at the cop? Bad move. I'll bet he was a liberal.

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<quoted text>Tell It Like It Is was recorded by Aaron Neville in 1966 and later covered by a plethora of other artists. It's one of those songs made the writers a ton of money.
I saw the Neville's on April 3 1968 in a Louisiana nightclub on my way to the New Orleans airport while traveling home from Tigerland for a short leave before returning to Vietnam. The flight out of New Orleans put me in Memphis on April 4th and stranded me there as all outbound flights were cancelled.
Hearing that song transports me back to those few days in time.
The experience changed my life.
Wow, one song made you a blithering idiot?

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Forum wrote:
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The News ruins our day.
Why are libs so adverse to hearing the truth?

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