Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
John Galt

Temecula, CA

#1015173 Oct 30, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
<quoted text>
not Obama's fault that Bush can't go to Europe.
debunked....

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015174 Oct 30, 2013
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, SHIT!" Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different. There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015175 Oct 30, 2013
The Israeli Ambassador at the U.N. began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story to all of you ...

"When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert. The people became thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content.

"Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only when Moses came out of the water, he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen.'And,' he said,'I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole my clothes.'"

The Palestinian delegate, hearing this accusation, jumps from his seat and screams out, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no Palestinians there at that time!"

"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "let me now begin my speech."

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015176 Oct 31, 2013
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Here is a true story:

Lena was hired at the factory and she reported for her 1st day promptly at 8:00 a.m. The following day, at 8:45, there was a knock at the personnel manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line threw open the door and began to rant about his new employee, Lena. He complained that she was incredibly slow and that the entire production line was behind schedule and backing up!

The personnel manager decided he should see this for himself, so the two men marched down to the factory floor. When they got there, the line was so backed up, there were Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up at the end of the line stood Lena, surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began carefully to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager stared for a few seconds, saw what was happening, and burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulled himself together and approached Lena. "I'm sorry," he said to her. Barely able to keep a straight face, he said, "I think you misunderstood the instructions given you yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles ..."

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015177 Oct 31, 2013
The Benghazi bi tch:

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world.

After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Richard", replied the little boy.

"And what is your question, Richard?"

"I have three questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up.

Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"My name is George."

"And what is your question, George?"

"I have 5 questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. What happened to Richard?"

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015178 Oct 31, 2013
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why?... Do you think they really look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015179 Oct 31, 2013
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That son-of-a-bitch had $500 in quarters!"
SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT WORK

Smithfield, NC

#1015180 Oct 31, 2013
The unemployment rate fell to an almost five-year low of 7.2 percent in September, the Labor Department reported last week. Payrolls have grown by 1.6 million workers so far this year.

“Our deficits are getting smaller,” President Barack Obama told high school students in Brooklyn, New York, on Oct. 25, as he campaigned for his budget goals.“We don’t have to choose between growth and fiscal responsibility; we’ve got to do both.”

DEM HAVE FROCED business TO CHINA!DEM HAVE regulate
THE HELL OUT OF THEM!DEM PAY PEOPLE ON WELFARE NOT
TO WORK THAT CAN WORK!SO THE immigrants HAVE TAKEN
THESE JOBS!YOU COULD offer MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT CAN WORK ON WELFARE $100,000 A YEAR AND HEALTH benefits and most of them would turn it down because they like the free ride!This is a fact!tHIS
IS HOW THE DEM GETS VOTES,THEY HAVE GOT THEM PAYED
OFF!!!!!!
Waxman

Windsor, CT

#1015181 Oct 31, 2013
Obama: You can keep your existing insurance plan!

The president’s statements were sweeping and unequivocal — and made both before and after the bill became law. The White House now cites technicalities to avoid admitting that he went too far in his repeated pledge, which, after all, is one of the most famous statements of his presidency.

The president’s promise apparently came with a very large caveat:“If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan — if we deem it to be adequate.”

Four Pinocchios

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-chec...
Waxman

Windsor, CT

#1015182 Oct 31, 2013
Would you believe the guy on the right?

http://jerseynut.blogspot.com/2011/05/young-o...

A picture is worth a thousand words.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1015183 Oct 31, 2013
Waxman wrote:
Obama: You can keep your existing insurance plan!
The president’s statements were sweeping and unequivocal — and made both before and after the bill became law. The White House now cites technicalities to avoid admitting that he went too far in his repeated pledge, which, after all, is one of the most famous statements of his presidency.
The president’s promise apparently came with a very large caveat:“If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan — if we deem it to be adequate.”
Four Pinocchios
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-chec...
Let's see....maybe we can find a Liberal excuse for this....maybe the azzhole just didn't know he was lying....hm-m-mm..

Yeah! That's it!

The Magic Negro didn't know he was lying until he read about it in the paper this morning!!
PDUPONT

Belchertown, MA

#1015184 Oct 31, 2013
LoisLane59 wrote:
Talk about your basic run-of-the-mill irony...
Senate Democrats have written a letter to HHS requesting Obamacare be delayed.
Didn't they just vote against that not two weeks ago?
Wait...Republicans asked it be delayed then.
Nevermind.
Well Carol, I looked this up and the letter sent to HHS from 10 Senate Democrats was not to delay Obamacare but was a request to extend to enrolment period.
sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#1015185 Oct 31, 2013
John Galt wrote:
<quoted text>
debunked....
Bush cancels Europe trip amid calls for his arrest

http://www.salon.com/2011/02/07/bush_amnesty_...

see why you nutjobs aren't allowed to debunk anything?

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#1015186 Oct 31, 2013
Yeah wrote:
<quoted text>And yet, we can say bushie boy owns 9/11 on US soil.
Say, who was the president the last time the mainland United States was attacked?
I bet it's a very select group... or person!
Obama. More than once.

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#1015187 Oct 31, 2013
LoisLane59 wrote:
<quoted text>
Did Joe Calandra, Jr., compare liberals with the KKK and publish an article with a photo of a burning cross with the word "liberal" or "democrats" beside it?
No, wait. That was Alan Grayson.
Alan Grayson compared fellow Americans who disagree with big government the KKK and published an article with a burning cross with the cross being "t" in "tea party" beside it.
He's your guy.
Now what did this Joe Calandra guy do or say that was so bad?
He said something bad about Obama.
PDUPONT

Belchertown, MA

#1015188 Oct 31, 2013
John Galt wrote:
<quoted text>
promises, promises....
although they did put a private contractor in charge now instead of the government...
HEY STUPID! It was outsourced to a private contractor from the very beginning.
You're an idiot Galt!

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#1015189 Oct 31, 2013
John Galt wrote:
<quoted text>
unless the HOA sponsored the neighborhood watch, why would they have any legal liability?
and if the HOA sponsored the neighborhood watch, then the board is guilty of gross stupidity...
Galt has never been a fan of neighborhood watches...
Every article I read said "believed to be over a million dollars". No one knows. The million dollars is used because that is the worth of the insurance policy. Whether they got that much or anything at all is not known.

“Constitutionalis t”

Since: Dec 10

Spring, TX

#1015190 Oct 31, 2013
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text> The 2004 interview just befoe the election response:
" But at this stage, it's way too premature. Politics is a marathon. So many things can change. You can't plan 12 years ahead. But what I will say is this: We can win the race we're in now. I think I have the aptitude to be a terrific United States senator. And if, at the end of my first term, the people of Illinois say, "This guy's been serving us well," then I'll be in a strong position to have a lot of influence in this country for a long time to come—whether or not I'm president."
Read more: http://www.oprah.com/world/Oprah-Winfrey-Inte...
Oprah.... pullleeeeezzzz.

2004. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Isn't that the year Obama's opponent accused him of being born in Kenya, and Obama's response was "So what? I'm running for the (US) Senate, not for president."
Did I get that quote right?
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#1015191 Oct 31, 2013
UPDATE 1__US posts smallest budget deficit in five years.

“Constitutionalis t”

Since: Dec 10

Spring, TX

#1015192 Oct 31, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
<quoted text>
Bush cancels Europe trip amid calls for his arrest
http://www.salon.com/2011/02/07/bush_amnesty_...
see why you nutjobs aren't allowed to debunk anything?
Why aren't those same people callling for Obama's arrest after:
Killing more children than anythign else in Pakistan;
Violating the law and constitution and bombing Libya;
Supporting the terrorist invasion and war in Syria....

And, just what crime did these clowns want Bush arrested for?
When and where was the incident?

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