lLeftwing ghetto terrorists, lunatics, orlosers??Hostage-Takers Call Comparisons to Tea Party “Hurtful”
Posted by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A group representing America’s hostage-takers today blasted President Obama for his repeated comparisons between them and the Tea Party Republicans, calling his remarks “degrading and hurtful.”
The complaint came from the National Alliance of Hostage-Takers and Blackmailers, a watchdog group that monitors negative images of extortionists in the media.
“As professional hostage-takers, we never take hostages unless we have a well-thought-out plan, realistic demands, and a clear exit strategy,” read the group’s official statement.“Any comparison between what we do and these inane Tea Party antics are derogatory and unacceptable.”
The statement continued,“For years, our members have been subjected to offensive Hollywood stereotypes of hostage-takers as crazed madmen, cackling evildoers, and worse. The President’s hurtful remarks only reinforce those negative images.”
Later in the day, White House press spokesman Jay Carney offered an apology to the group:“As you can imagine, in the heat of a crisis we often say things we don’t mean. The President regrets any hurt his remarks may have caused.”
Mr. Carney said that in order to avoid offending other groups in the future, the President would resist the temptation to call the Tea Party Republicans terrorists, lunatics, or babies
Leftwing Domestic Terrorist anyone??
Why is it that none of you disturbed and hate-filled demokRATS, who take or steal guns, then go and kill movie-goers and CHILDREN in schools or Parks, has never been identified as a conservative, Tea Party, independent or a NRA member??
University of Alabama ~~~ Amy Bishop mass murderer, sociopath, registered demokRAT, leftist terrorist, obama derangement syndrome.
Oklahoma City Bombing ~~~ Timothy McVeigh Leftwing Atheist-demokRAT-Father Bill McVeigh family of demokRATS, United Auto Workers, Union man, mass killer claimed 168 lives and injured more than 680 people. Payback for Janet Reno's and Clinton's response to the terrorist attack conducted at Waco, TX.
Ft. Hood ~~~ Nidal Malik Hasan Registered demokRAT ~ Muslim Domestic Terrorist
Columbine ~~~ Too young to vote; both families Dylan Klebold's and Eric Harris' parents were registered demokRATS and progressive liberals
Virginia Tech ~~~ Wrote hate mail to President Bush and to his staff ~ Registered demokRAT Domestic Terroist
Colorado Theater ~~~ James Holmes Registered demokRAT; staff worker on the Obama campaign; Occupy Wall Street participant; liberal Domestic Terroist
Connecticut School Shooter ~~~ Adam Lanza Registered demokRAT; hated Christians; nuculur liberal Domestic Terroist
Gabrielle Giffords ~~~ Jared Loughner Registered demokRAT extremist; Deranged liberal Domestic Terroist
George Zimmerman ~~~ Another deranged gun toting demokRAT...
Chris Jordan Dorner ~~~ registered DemokRAT, Negroe deranged Obama Supporter, Ex-Cop, Ex-Naval Intelligence Officer, Cold Blooded Killer Domestic Terroist
Aaron Alexis ~~~ DC Navy Yard mass murderer, Negroe, Registered demokRAT, deranged Obama Supporter, created a webpage with the name â€œMohammed Salem, E.L.F. weapon....... Domestic Terroist
Common thread - all above 11 idiots are Terrorist demokRATS
Obama: If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun! Domestic Terrorists anyone??
It's the culture...