Jealousy is a terrible thing.<quoted text>
Hope that lovely, "gently-used" and "lovingly refurbished" trailer home of your dreams comes equipped with a "double wide" door and ramp so they can fork-lift you out when you're finally, mercifully called home for a tallying of your countless sins against septic systems.
Until that glorious and dearly anticipated day, might we look forward to your absence for a couple of weeks as you search out the down market garage sales and flea markets for pick-up loads of tasteless chotchkas and massive used seat cushions full of geriatric farts to give your handicapped-friendly tornado magnet that "homey" touch befitting your future temporary coffin?
So what sold you on it, piggy -- owner financing? wrap-around grab bars in the tub, the curtains with the roosters and bunnies? Come on, share. Your audience is always rapt, you know -- or at least stunned or semi-comatose ... you insufferable, self-important slob, echo-chamber old former come bucket.
But this post is precisely why liberals are such obnoxious loons.