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Without the ability to regulate sexual relationships, how can a state survive?
It's a slippery slope. First, a state allows same-sex couples to wed. Next, the state loses the ability to monitor sexual conduct, everyone stops having babies, and the state becomes a veritable ghost town.
That may sound a bit crazy, but it's roughly the defense that lawyers representing the state of Michigan are making as part of a case alleging that a law banning same-sex adoptions is unconstitutional. Attorneys for Michigan state and Gov. Rick Snyder say the state's constitutional amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman is vital and that, without it, the state wouldn't be able to "regulate sexual relationships." Which would, you know, lead to nobody having sexual relationships anymore, and then the population declines.
In the attorneys' words, as filed in a recent motion:
One of the paramount purposes of marriage in Michigan—and at least 37 other states that define marriage as a union between a man and a woman—is, and has always been, to regulate sexual relationships between men and women....