CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! you've been bestowed the coveted TOPIX Keyboard Commando of the Week Award, given to the most cowardly goon who has nothing better to do with their time than to make random, off-topic racist and otherwise, attacks on the internet!!!!!<quoted text>
Hey, you're the one walking the LA streets and inquiring about pumping chickens. No need to come here talking tough, back down immediately, and lose dog-face. As a quick google search reveals, your salvation is just one mouse-click away in that concrete shthole you live in. Hell; it wouldn't surprise me if you were actually running an ad on craigslist, phaggitazz. Have fun...:-)
All you have to do to get your award is to put down your Big Gulp and large bag of Cheetos, lift your cowardly and overweight ass off your chair, step away from the computer, and come out from your keyboard command central HQ in the basement of your mothers house. Although it will be hard to do, you will have to identify yourself and come out from behind the keyboard commando anonymity that protects you from the people you anonymously and randomly attack. Surely, being a good, brave and fearless lardass, you have the courage to do that.
Come on down and get your prize porker, we will hold it for you!!!