Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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carol

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Whew, I'm guessing my votives and detractors alike (there goes that ghost writer again, lol!) have been waiting with baited breath (Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose. Why? Because the breath of us oldsters smells much like Coney Island at high tide if we don't scrupulously scrape the residue of bad food off out dentures at least hourly, which I don't, but you should.)

Anyways, I was occupied taking a nice hot shower (hubby finally got off his duff and fixed the hot water heater, which has been on the blink since June, and finally flooded the trailer, don't ask! So I roll into the powder room in my scooter, sort of winch my way into the tub, after letting the water run for 10 minutes or so to get nice and toasty, remembering of course to first place a sort of pedestal in there first to cradle my rather pendulous gut (yes, I admit it, I AM just a bit over my idea weight from my tireless efforts on topix to educate my liberal babies).

So, after hiking that gelatinous, sort of greyish-yellowish thing (Oh God, does this really belong to me?) up unto the stool, I reached down with a nice soapy new brillow pad and cleaned out that really gross grilled cheesy mess I think I already told you about. Well, out it came, completely clogging the drain. So, in the middle of all this, I had to call hubby to come in and lap it up, which he did happily -- sort of like a demented golden retriever with a pair of soiled panties.

Well, I'm finally out of the tub and I'm nice and cozy and dry in my bathrobe (having used 5 or 6 sheet-sized bath towels, mainly to sop up the puddle I made on the bathroom floor. I would have asked hub to lap that up too, but he fell asleep in front of the Teevee again. Even old Arnie Schwartzenegger (how do you even SPELL that?) can't keep him awake past 5 PM anymore -- even when Arnie lets loose with his more famous lines -- such as from "Cohen the Barbarian," etc.

Later, my students, for I must prepare some pre-dinner snackie-poos! Try not to miss me -- all of you. Believe me when I say that Christ commanded all his children to love their enemies, and that is exactly what I strive to do -- each and every hour of each and every day -- no matter what the cost to my poor mind and body.

I hope you appreciate me, and if not, I look forward to your having to answer why not in front of Jesus Himself, who sits on God's right hand.
John Galt

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leosnana wrote:
Wow, does it turn into saggy phaggy hour like this every night when real people have family/life things to do? Fenny Bate, Harmy Richards, Kissy Man Ass, Waxybuildup, et. al, and there's probably only two brain cells in the place. Maybe Georgy Pudgy can get a job tending bar here soon?
Another dead-horse whipper.

Must have lost her pleasure pole.
carol

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Do you ever wonder what God is doing with his left hand? It's kind of like that old joke: One poor steer saying to another, "did you ever ask yourself 'raised humanely for WHAT'?"

Oh well, later ...
Frank

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Homer wrote:
<quoted text>So you were saying earlier he won't work with them and now you are saying they shouldn't work with him. Please pick a side and stick with it.
Why don't you discuss this with Flack and your fellow rightwingers and come up with a consensus.
Life is not a game of keep away or tug a war,it's not a game at all. We are concerned about our country and our way of life. Our biggest concern is defending The Constitution and not allowing our standard of living to slip down to the level of Chad or Sudan. Obama thinks that the best way to 'level the playing field' is to lower our standard of living down to the lowest common denominator. Since 2008,he has been on television numerous times to tell hard working United States citizens to sacrifice,yet we all know that he has never sacrificed anything. He has spent ten times as much taxpayers dollars on vacations and entertainment than any other occupant of the White House.
carol

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fetch almighty wrote:
<quoted text>Geez I was working too hard today. I missed that crackhead comment.
Just put a nice warm compress on your mandible, Felchie; it usually works for me. Well, that and half an oxycodone. LOL!

(It also helps to increase your stamina by practicing on a cucumber for 10 minutes each day. What are we here for, if not to help each other?)

Now, I really MUST go. Weenies in blankets sounds good, although probably not Pareve (Kosher?)
Patriot

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Yes, this smells to high heaven -

US, Russian joint military exercise goes ahead despite Syria tensions

Now does that sound like a world war in the making? Not to me it doesn't. It sounds like just another really bad scam by these Zionist controlled countries, which now are the norm instead of the exception. It sounds like Americans are training Russians on how to overcome Our advantages in any war they will fight. Doesn't it sound like that to you? In fact, didn't We just have some other joint exercises TRAINING RUSSIAN TROOPS ON HOW TO GO DOOR TO DOOR RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA?

They say they are calling these exercises which they say are aimed at combating "AIR TERRORISM",so they are able to work together. Now keep in mind, We "KNOW" there are no terrorists except those that reside in Homeland Security, the White House, and Selected Military and intel offices. AND SO DO THEY. I keep remembering Kissinger visiting Putin to "reassure him that Americans would be under control by Sept 2009, when all of this was originally scheduled to happen. They were going to blame everything on N. Korea.

Otherwise, all terrorist acts so far have been clearly identified and proven to have been done by Homeland security, Mossad, state dept on Benghazi, and false flag domestic attacks by Homeland Security as well. Also remember, Britain plays a big role through MI6 on all these false flags, since they coordinate with CIA and Mossad...

http://vaticproject.blogspot.com/2013/08/proo...
Black Wino

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Hmmmmm..! seem's like da Potus has done shot from da Lip's... and now stands alone on da world stage wid a " Limp On " holding his baloney soft on for all to see.....
Patriot

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leosnana wrote:
Wow, does it turn into saggy phaggy hour like this every night when real people have family/life things to do? Fenny Bate, Harmy Richards, Kissy Man Ass, Waxybuildup, et. al, and there's probably only two brain cells in the place. Maybe Georgy Pudgy can get a job tending bar here soon?
Hi pudgy ugly woman. How is your looser life going? Blaming others with the two brain cells left in you inflamed ear lobe inbred ugly red hag libloon?
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What happened to the Roman empire son? You neglected to mention that. You are to stoopid to know that ........ amongst other things.
Peace
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lol! Don't worry son. I know you you hate researching and need what you want handed to you!

And btw, thanks for thinking I'm "TO stupid". You made me laugh again like all idiotic cons!
John Galt

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Black Wino wrote:
Hmmmmm..! seem's like da Potus has done shot from da Lip's... and now stands alone on da world stage wid a " Limp On " holding his baloney soft on for all to see.....
Yeah, those racist Brits really bitch-slapped the boy blunder.

Just like they treated his baby daddy in Kenya.
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Yeah wrote:
<quoted text>lol! Don't worry son. I know you you hate researching and need what you want handed to you!
And btw, thanks for thinking I'm "TO stupid". You made me laugh again like all idiotic cons!
Please keep the drunk minors away from the Sergeant Majors house.
Popcorn and Hennessy

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Patriot wrote:
Yes, this smells to high heaven -
US, Russian joint military exercise goes ahead despite Syria tensions
Now does that sound like a world war in the making? Not to me it doesn't. It sounds like just another really bad scam by these Zionist controlled countries, which now are the norm instead of the exception. It sounds like Americans are training Russians on how to overcome Our advantages in any war they will fight. Doesn't it sound like that to you? In fact, didn't We just have some other joint exercises TRAINING RUSSIAN TROOPS ON HOW TO GO DOOR TO DOOR RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA?
They say they are calling these exercises which they say are aimed at combating "AIR TERRORISM",so they are able to work together. Now keep in mind, We "KNOW" there are no terrorists except those that reside in Homeland Security, the White House, and Selected Military and intel offices. AND SO DO THEY. I keep remembering Kissinger visiting Putin to "reassure him that Americans would be under control by Sept 2009, when all of this was originally scheduled to happen. They were going to blame everything on N. Korea.
Otherwise, all terrorist acts so far have been clearly identified and proven to have been done by Homeland security, Mossad, state dept on Benghazi, and false flag domestic attacks by Homeland Security as well. Also remember, Britain plays a big role through MI6 on all these false flags, since they coordinate with CIA and Mossad...
http://vaticproject.blogspot.com/2013/08/proo...
The Great Pretense 1969 film, remastered
Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Waxman wrote:
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Simply another failure of the fascist, Obama.
lol! At least he's American son....

... unlike you!
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John Galt wrote:
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Yeah, those racist Brits really bitch-slapped the boy blunder.
Just like they treated his baby daddy in Kenya.
lol! Romney sure got it for dissing the Brits on the Olympics!

What an idiot! But... that's indicative of the right wing nuts!
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leosnana wrote:
Wow, does it turn into saggy phaggy hour like this every night when real people have family/life things to do? Fenny Bate, Harmy Richards, Kissy Man Ass, Waxybuildup, et. al, and there's probably only two brain cells in the place. Maybe Georgy Pudgy can get a job tending bar here soon?
Oh yeah, the night and weekend shift is another animal
John Galt

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Lily boca raton fl wrote:
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Oh yeah, the night and weekend shift is another animal
Hey, the head cheerleader for Obama's War on Syria...

did Jean finally assume room temperature?
Frank

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Yeah wrote:
<quoted text>lol! At least he's American son....
... unlike you!
Obama is the son of a Kenyan British Subject who's mother only lived in the United States as an adult for a few years before she lived out side of the country until she was ready to die and returned to burden her mother until her death. It is quite obvious that she had complete allegiance to the United States.
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John Galt wrote:
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Hey, the head cheerleader for Obama's War on Syria...
did Jean finally assume room temperature?
I'm not in favor of war in Syria

Since: Feb 08

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John Galt wrote:
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British Parliament are a bunch of racists if they won't support Obama's War on Syria.
"John Galt"
You are correct, they are racists just like the American congress and populace who not support America sticking their njose where it does not belong.
Peace

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