Well well well, babbling to yourself as usual here.Turns out there's a Navy Seal who's been breaking into houses here about, not that big a surprise when you think about it. I followed him these last two nights and, sure enough he's a criminal. Know what I did? I nailed him to a fence and then cut his dick and balls off and stuck them into his mouth, he resisted but that as pointless. So i nailed him to a fence in the alley. He resisted this. So much for Navy Seals. Let you come to me. Come to me hero. Come to me... Like all american heroes they are cowards. I kill cowards. I kill americans.
Here's what I think REALLY happened:
You saw a cute fudge-packer sashaying down the sidewalk in front of your skidrow apartment. You followed him into an alley, negotiated briefly, paid him, and then tossed his salad.
He sht on you, just for fun....