Well son, you don't take the presidency seriously, the plight of Americans seriously, or America for that matter.<quoted text>
You always find everything to be funny.
The only time you will ever become serious and sincere will be in the morgue, Dood.
...but maybe not....
The Undertaker might think you're a joke:)
It's all a joke to you.
So I figured I'd try an communicate on your own terms.
But for some strange reason, it annoys you. It's as if... you hate yourself. And I sure don't blame you!