See, you're already up to you knees in the democrats River of Despair. Wade on out of there and I'll find you a towel.<quoted text>Republicans hate Detroit. They are overjoyed about it's current financial woes. Republicans only care about themselves. Very selfish people overall.
Who in their right mind would be "overjoyed" at other people's misery?
That would be your fellow waders, Homer, who keep ignoring the dangerous breach in the dam.
We're trying to warn you what's coming. Detroit is just the first Democratic-infested city to drown under the rising water.