Geez dude, maybe you should've brought her some KFC or something instead!<quoted text>
Are you interested in purchasing some old slightly worn disposable underwear and bras made out of paper(called Rip-Offs and Tip-Offs, respectively) invented, patented and sold by the late great Mickey Rooney? They are edible too!!! I have a few cases down in my basement I never got around to using. My wife left me over those damn things and they bring back bad memories. You can have em for a good price!!!
(Mickey Rooney? Brings to mind the 50's, ken and bawbie duhllies, skirts with poodle heads stitched on them and James Dean. Wrong generation of hype muh taste lol.)