lily is short, too, most of the time.<quoted text>
Yeah. I was at the induction center and they told me I was too short. So, I went to Hollywood and became an extra in the Wizard of Oz, then started drinking a lot because nobody was making movies with midgets during the war, unless you wanted to be an exra playing a Japanese soldier, and I was even too short for that, so I ended up in Tijuana with a job as a stand-in act while the donkey was on a cigarette break, and got fired from that job because the donkey was jealous, so I moved to ...
I'm thinking you'd be slobbering all over yourself if I walked into any bar where you troll. ;-)
Face down drunk is not a exactly a stately position:]