I'm finally getting through to you.<quoted text>That's you my boy!
Obviously your experience comes shining through.
Tomorrow, we'll start working on fixing your F*cked up perception.
Someday, we might even be able to get you a job as a Bellboy, burger-flipper or Restroom Attendant. We'll make you a worthwhile contributor to the society that pays your way.
Hope springs eternal even for failures like you.