But he will be scrambling jets to get his Cow a Big Mac at 4AM in Darfur during their $100 Million Excellent vacation.POTUS finally clears up a comment made by Carney
“No I am not gonna be scrambling jets to get a 29 year old hacker"
The Magic Negro will be electrifying the natives with his tricks but he'll also be impressing them with his huge Carbon Footprint while there.
The natives are impressed by big Carbon Footprints. The bigger the Carbon Footprint, the more impressive the Tribal Chieftain is.