lily spends her days in the trailer park reading True Confessions and watching The View.<quoted text>
More homoerotic fantasy, boy, you've got it bad. Why don't you just tell us what happened to you? Was it in prison? Father O'Malley? Your father? The boyscout leader? The coach? Get it off your chest before you do something bad to someone.
Don't those hair curlers bother the customers?