I would've fallen off the couch if a Republican president had said he learned about a major scandal the same day the rest of us did.<quoted text>
And all this combined means that the Boy Messiah is once again lying.
"I read it in the newspaper like you did" is getting old real fast.
The only time the Magic Negro pulls his finger out of his butt is to check the wind direction.
I'd feel embarrassment and shame picking myself up off the floor.
The same would never allow me to defend such an obvious and implausible lie.