Life is not TV, Dood.<quoted text> You remind me of an episode from" boondocks." "Praise white Jesus, praise white Jesus." "Ronald Reagan my hero." Who is your God?
Shut it off, go outside and smell the Manhole Covers.
Seriously, though, you need to stop watching the Magic Negro and trying to emulate a liar. It's bad form, man. Try something fresh.
...think for yourself??? Did that ever occur to you?