In case you just woke up from a fifteen-year, Abu Nidal, for one.<quoted text>Who were these international terrorists being hardbored in Iraq? When did Afghanistan attack us?
In case this information wasn't in your indoctrination sessions, Saddam Hussein was giving money to mothers of suicide bombers.
In case you were still abducted by aliens at that time, Afghanistan attacked us on September 11, 2001.
When did the aliens return you to Earth?