Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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FBI INFORMANT: TALIBAN ALREADY IN U.S.
'They can commit a jihad at any time. They hate America'

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/fbi-informant-tali...

thanks to obot's ameriKa ...
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Man, this old woman dying thing is a bitch! You'd think they were afraid to go or something? It's interesting to revisit mom's old vagina though, quite the trip down memory lane. You keep thinking, "I came out of "that???" Oh well, morphine is your friend. it'll all be over soon, I imagine and then I can focus on taking care of my other friends.... I have to figure out how to get the smell of shit an' vomit out of my nose? I know, I'll soak it up with some Topix white bread... mmmmmmm... crackers! They not just fo' soup n' snacks anymo'...
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Yesterday was such a great day! It reminded me that we're ALL still AMERICANS! Even the kids from Chechnya who are, technically, Americans. Well there you go! Shows you what $250,000,000 will buy you in Tecas: not too much.
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What I like about timing is how impossible it is to predict. You just have to sort of sense the right moment to deliver a punch line... it makes people feel really, really bad if you do it right. It's like a kick in the vagina.... I need to decompress, this death thing is tough. Once you get to the hospice level then everybody's screaming and moaning and rolling around in their own shit... and you're inclined to forget what it feels like to hold a conservative's scrawny neck in your hands and gaze into their eyes as bubbles of blood well on their lips and you know they'd be begging you for their lives if they actually could still talk... I met an admiral today... yep, a real line Admiral... carrier groups, missile frigates, the whole nine yards... so I sat with him a little while and let him feel Death's hands caressing his neck... I don't know why they say these people have so much trouble evacuating their bowels? But all in good time, all in good time... let him spend some time thinking about his life choices...
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... 99 bottles of beer...
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Politico exposes the Pigford scam:

The New York Times’ A1, above-the-fold story — which involved Freedom of Information Act requests, interviews with former administration officials and database work — shows how political appointees in the Obama administration’s Justice and Agriculture Departments turned a potential government court victory into $1.3 billion settlement for Hispanic and female farmers — some of whom never even claimed discrimination in court. The story also detailed how the feds relied on a flawed payout system for black farmers that was ripe with fraud and revealed that career officials in the Agriculture Department had opposed the program.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/new-yor...
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... pick one up and pop the top...
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Hahahahahahahahaha... the African American forum, huh? Hahahahahahahahahahaha... what a delight!

Q: How do you melt a white cracker?
A: Dissolve it in Molasses.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha... Omigawd!
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Whatever wrote:
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You have already failed at being logical. Your claim is it is okay to make the poor poorer as long as the rich is poorer too.
Democrats are more interested in screwing the rich than in improving the lives of the poor. The poor need to be kept poor to keep them under control.
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Patriot wrote:
N.H. state rep. thinks Boston Marathon bombing was done by the government
http://fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...
http://www.thehiddenevil.com/techniques.asp
Perhaps indirectly because of lax immigration policy and coddling of Islamic terrorists.
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frontporchreactionary wrote:
President Barack Obama ripped Republican-led efforts to defund Planned Parenthood, during a Friday speech to the women&#146;s health organization&#146;s annual gala in Washington, D.C.
Obama, who is the first sitting U.S. president ever to address the group, offered a spirited defense of Planned Parenthood&#146;s mission. Noting that one in five American women has turned to Planned Parenthood for health care services ranging from contraception to cancer screenings, Obama said &#147;when politicians try to turn Planned Parenthood into a punching bag, they&#146;re not just talking about you, but they&#146;re talking about the millions of women who they serve.&#148;
"There's nothing conservative about the government injecting itself into decisions best made between a woman and her doctor," Obama said Check this out: http://www.nationalmemo.com/obama-planned-par...
Why should the taxpayers fund any private agency over which they have no control?
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Whew! Somehow I made it back to Topix Chicago from Topix Negroville! What a relief to know all my cracker friends is safe in de ol' white homestead! Wowsers! Fo' a minute I think y'all turn black whilst I be gone hepin' mama die.
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nobamaredux wrote:
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Democrats are more interested in screwing the rich than in improving the lives of the poor. The poor need to be kept poor to keep them under control.
Well, tha's true, as far as it goes. I like screwing the rich, but I like po' women too... fact is I ain't all that choosey... last night I had me a rich white woman - no, really - and what threw me was the belly-button hardware? It was like a veil of gold filagree an' I confess I was totally confused as to how I should handle it?

Instinct told me to just rip it out so I could put the tip of my tongue in her navel where it belonged, but I immediately realized that would be a poor plan. So what the fuck DO you do with one of those things? bite it off and put it into a Roth IRA fo' later?

I decided to play it safe and just flipped her over and put my tongue in her anus an' wiggled it around an' around like I was makin' ice cream, which I wuz, sorta... Anyways it worked. Next think I know she says... "I'M CUMMING eeeeEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and then, as if on cue, "I love you." this was all before prick had encountered vagina just to give you an idea....

Your reverse Marxism is delightful. Stoopid, but delightful. Now roll over and I'm gonna fuck you up the ass like the Missouri plowboy you is.
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Can you even begin to imagine how many millions of farts Oprah Windfarts has blasted thru her poor couch over the years. What a maniac she, tortuing this poor couch with her steeming fecal syndrome. Take some of that little money you made and figure out how to build a fecal proof couch for your huge dripping sess pool ass.
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nobamaredux wrote:
Politico exposes the Pigford scam:
The New York Times’ A1, above-the-fold story — which involved Freedom of Information Act requests, interviews with former administration officials and database work — shows how political appointees in the Obama administration’s Justice and Agriculture Departments turned a potential government court victory into $1.3 billion settlement for Hispanic and female farmers — some of whom never even claimed discrimination in court. The story also detailed how the feds relied on a flawed payout system for black farmers that was ripe with fraud and revealed that career officials in the Agriculture Department had opposed the program.
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GLAD someone ELSE is ...
I put it on here months ago!
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Oh... I'm sorry... you DO see how this is gonna go, don't y'all? 96 bottles of beer on the wall...

Remember: the best southerner is a dead southerner... even the fetuses...

“It's all about the struggle”

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If they are Poor, they are covered by medicaid.
I'm still waiting for which states hands out free birth control pills to high school girls.
All states and U.S. territories have offered them free of charge for around 30 years now, last I heard.

Obama is now making sure that Planned Parenthood also makes them free for teens that don't want their parents knowing what they are up to.

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/ppgnw/take-c...

Scroll down to "teens and take charge". This includes giving them access to the morning after pill which is dangerous. Some women have died from direct result of taking that pill. I think it's irresponsible to let girls as young as 12 take something that could kill them. As a parent, I would like to know whether my daughter could be looking at bleeding to death within a couple days of taking it. I'd rather take her to a doctor who is looking out for her health, her survival, and not a "clinic" with a political agenda to support.
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World Champion wrote:
Can you even begin to imagine how many millions of farts Oprah Windfarts has blasted thru her poor couch over the years. What a maniac she, tortuing this poor couch with her steeming fecal syndrome. Take some of that little money you made and figure out how to build a fecal proof couch for your huge dripping sess pool ass.
I was out back of the abortion clinic today an' overhead two fetuses talkin' in the dumpster. The first one said, "Say, did you ever meet your dad?" The second one he say, "Well, briefly."
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<quoted text>All states and U.S. territories have offered them free of chargod also makes them free for teens that don't want their parents knowing what they are up to.
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/ppgnwill . I think it's irresponsible to let girls as young as 12 take something that could kill them. As a parent, I would like to know whether my daughter could be looking at bleeding to death wia political agenda to support.
So, um, how's the cripple doin'? Dark urine yet? Any sign of "the rattle?" Heheheheheheheh, Boy, I bet you get some relief after that cripple gone, huh? Me too. "He...he,,,,help... me...!(Rattle) sh..kkk... am I... dying....?
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