Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story

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#894518 Apr 28, 2013
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He's the President, you douchebag!! He didn't write any of the jokes.
Even Jay Leno and David Letterman have to cue the audience to laugh at their jokes, dummy.
Your hatred for the man is so obvious. You losers are funny like that. Like to see stiff Mitt at one of these events. The man proved himself to be out of touch with the public.
No he didn't write any of them, he couldn't be that funny on his own.....

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#894519 Apr 28, 2013
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Wrong, and the proof is in your post. It was a dhs failure
"270 tons of ammonium nitrate is 1,350 times more than what should trigger safety oversight from the DHS"
The DHS gets it's information from the States. DHS has the staff to inspect every inch of the USA?? You really that stupid??

Remember, you nitwits are all for States rights.

Texas had no idea what they had in West, TX, and never reported the facility to the Feds.

That describes Texas perfectly. They clearly don't like Federal interference, and don't work with the Feds.

Once again, you make stupid, unsupportable arguments.

Looking for a fight, nitwit?? Epic fail!!

Come back when you grow a brain.

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

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#894520 Apr 28, 2013
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I enjoy chewing and swallowing Waxturd and then rinsing it down with gallon of Obama snakeoil!! ROFLMAO!!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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#894521 Apr 28, 2013
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OR the federal inspectors who were suppose to be monitoring.
What a stupid thing to say.

Typical, but stupid.

This is a TEXAS issue only. The only reason for DHS involvement was the amount of ammoniium nitrate in one place that they'd never been informed of, clearly a State requirement.

But the State of Texas allowed a town to be destroyed and 14 people to die because they hate regulations.

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#894522 Apr 28, 2013
Dave,

I am out of here. I have asked you repeatedly to provide a functional link to the stats you are referencing and repeatedly you have not provided one.

Where's my list?
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#894523 Apr 28, 2013
Nuculur option wrote:
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Fight?? I don't want no stinkin' fight.
For once, I'd like to see you back up some of the truly dumb things you say.
But you never can, never have.
Folks ask you to back up your comments, you can't.
Instead, you make like people are pickin' on poor little Emaan.
So tell us, how would McLame have improved the economy?? Or is that request picking a fight with you, little man??
You don't attain the position of idiot through errors or oversights you moron. Obama was, all along, a stealth operative on behalf of Monsanto, biotech, GMOs, and corporate control of the future of agriculture and deranged democrats.

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#894524 Apr 28, 2013
PS folks I don't read back posts. I start with the conversation were it is currently at.
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#894525 Apr 28, 2013
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<quoted text> We have one here where it is off loaded from ships. The buildings are round, about 150 feet across with a domed roof that is about 50 high in the middle. They are silos. The fertilizer is off loaded by crane then loaded into dump trucks to the silos.
I'm running out of patience with your stupid azz Flacko.

Ammonium Nitrate

Anhydrous Ammonia

Go find the explanation at www.scientificamerican.com

It was a plant and a storage facility that hadn't been inspected for years__you have absolutely nothing like that where you live where government(s) monitor everything.

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#894526 Apr 28, 2013
Chicagoan by Birth wrote:
<quoted text>No he didn't write any of them, he couldn't be that funny on his own.....
He's our President, not a comedian.

But, for the record, most comedians say he has good comic timing.

I find your visceral hatred for the man amusing. You will suffer for almost 4 more years due to your stupid hatred.

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"White House Correspondents’ Dinner: Obama Nails It, Again
by Lloyd Grove Apr 28, 2013 12:44 PM EDT
From ribbing CNN for its recent batch of mistakes to his rap riffs, the president got the best lines—as usual—at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Lloyd Grove on Washington’s biggest night of the year."

"Then, of course, there’s the command performance by the president of the United States, who, despite being the most powerful human being on the planet, is compelled every year to put on a tuxedo, sit for hours on a dais with people who generally annoy him, and chew his surf and turf live on C-SPAN before getting up and playing the clown.

"As usual, President Obama killed—not with drones, but with jokes. The president’s line of the night:“I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in 2012, but one thing they all agree on is they need to do a better job reaching out to minorities. And look, call me self-centered, but I can think of one minority they could start with. Hello?”

Obama—whose material was shaped and tweaked, as in past years, by Daily Show comedy writer Kevin Bleyer—also displayed impressive acting chops, while his team brandished high production values, in a video featuring Lincoln director Steven Spielberg, who announced that his next presidential biopic will be titled Obama, also starring Oscar-winner Daniel Day-Lewis. Except that when the video purported to show “Day-Lewis” preparing for the role in front a mirror, repeating familiar catch phrases and checking those outsized ears, it’s actually the real guy. Where does he find the time?"

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You lose again, but what's new??

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Lincoln

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#894527 Apr 28, 2013
No Surprize wrote:
<quoted text>Occupy Wall Street Communist until you get rich. Feminist until you get married. Anti-gun until you get robbed, family member killed or mugged by a deranged democrat. Nazi and Police State Fascist until you are accused of a crime. Atheist until the airplane starts falling. That's liberal.
Films are back
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colonoscopy and
in the photo
you are smiling

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#894528 Apr 28, 2013
Whatever wrote:
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That was dumb
Like you.

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#894529 Apr 28, 2013
No Surprize wrote:
<quoted text>You don't attain the position of idiot through errors or oversights you moron. Obama was, all along, a stealth operative on behalf of Monsanto, biotech, GMOs, and corporate control of the future of agriculture and deranged democrats.
Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!

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#894530 Apr 28, 2013
Nuculur option wrote:
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Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!
Not only was that a wrong assessment you nutcase... Obama was lying and has been all along. He was, and he still is, Monsanto's man in Washington you idiot.

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#894531 Apr 28, 2013
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Get over it. Obama is not your daddy and the is not perfect. Beyond sarcasm he is flop at humor. Timing is everything with a joke.
Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!

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#894532 Apr 28, 2013
flack wrote:
<quoted text> We have one here where it is off loaded from ships. The buildings are round, about 150 feet across with a domed roof that is about 50 high in the middle. They are silos. The fertilizer is off loaded by crane then loaded into dump trucks to the silos.
As Realtime pointed out, your stupidity is limitless, like the universe itself!!

You have no idea what you're talking about, yet you babble on nonetheless.

Your state kills people in Coal mines.

Texas kills people in all sorts of ways.

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#894533 Apr 28, 2013
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Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!
Since you're nothing but, and will never be anything but a deranged left brain urban democrat, who cares what you think idiot...

Yep that be Nutcase, it's rare when one can find the complete idiot... with you stupid, we get the entire moron and package...

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#894534 Apr 28, 2013
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Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!
No Surprise is not me you frikkin lowlife moron DemocRAT.

Idiot.

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#894535 Apr 28, 2013
NuculurNutsurpriZed wrote:
<quoted text> Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!

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#894536 Apr 28, 2013
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Waxturd!! ROFLMAO!!
You're stupid, as well as left brain ignorant you deranged idiot.

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#894537 Apr 28, 2013
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Films are back
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