It is time for you to consult a plastic surgeon to have that penis removed from your ear. It interferes with your social intercourse.<quoted text>
Oh, sweetie. You and I both know she's in crisis. What do you intend to do to save her? She's a foolish imitation of a woman, I can take her whenever I want... just like you... cripple
What would you need one for anyways?
Donate it to Goodwill.