Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Read more
Wilson

Port Saint Lucie, FL

#887377 Apr 13, 2013
I fell the same way every time I see Moochelle with that look on her face. Always acting like she is worthy of something. Don't know what though.
No Surprize wrote:
<quoted text>Gay Bowel Syndrome, Diapers and other Consequences of Anal Eroticism
The internal anal sphincter (an involuntary muscle) does not look favorably upon foreign objects attempting to enter the rectum.
This muscle relaxes during defecation, but remains in a contracted state otherwise, which seals the anal opening. For a period following receptive anal sex, the internal anal sphincter is stretched and is unable to contract strongly, thereby failing to completely seal the anal opening until the muscle regains its original tone. Repetitive anal sex, especially with large penises or rectal insertions of large objects may damage the internal anal sphincter, thereby preventing complete sealing of the anus, and leading to fecal mucus seepage (anal or fecal incontinence). Additionally, anal sex exacerbates fecal seepage by stimulating colonic motility, which sends feces from the colon down into the lower rectum.
The soiling of clothes from fecal seepage is a problem for many homosexuals, who wear diapers, a frequent anal incontinence consequence.
Wilson

Port Saint Lucie, FL

#887378 Apr 13, 2013
Thanks to Obama the black kids will now have to take the back seat to the brown kids!
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#887381 Apr 13, 2013
MONTANA wrote:
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The Contitooshin once deemed you folks three-fifths of a person, which, when you think about it, is really really stupid. It's much stupider than not providing for gay marriage, or mormons and sh!t. This is because most of you ghetto rats weigh over 400 pounds, so you're more like double people, or triple people. I think the Constitooshin should have provided for airlines being able to charge you double too, or quadruple. What do you think of that sh!t, fatty? What about providing for y'alls to make crappy music? After all, you haven't produced anything that doesn't want to make you put a gun in your mouth since Motown.
Hahahahahahahahahah -- you're big black, illiterateazz needs a bullseye on it.
LOL... Atmore, Alabama.. Redneckville where you deranged welfare bums can be assessed by the number of cars you have sitting on jacks behind and in front of your trailer...

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No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#887384 Apr 13, 2013
MONTANA wrote:
YOUR big black ... I'm catchin' stoopid in here ...
YOU have finally discovered what's wrong with your deranged brain hillbilly: On the left side there is nothing right, on the right side there is nothing left you deranged pervert..
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#887387 Apr 13, 2013
Emaam wrote:
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You seem to be very interested/curious about homosexuality. Would you like to join me at our next Log Cabin Republican meeting?
If I wanted the government in my bed you pervert, I'd f*ck a senator you idiot...
Waxman

Windsor, CT

#887388 Apr 13, 2013
MONTANA wrote:
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Ah, but I don't live there, MENSA. And soon, I won't even be in the South. Then what? Will I be a West Coast deranged bum? Or will I then magically transformed into an elitist bum with cars jacked up in my yard? You're going to have to think more deeply, MENSA, or rick losing the respect of the gallery. Oh, and you forgot the sex with horses thing. That was a really, really good one. You folks projecting is what gives me some of my best material. Well, that and fetus stories ...
Hahahahahahaha HA!
You will still be an old mentally ill leech nobody wants in their home known as Grey Ghost. They don't want you in CA either, azzwipe. How's your grand vacation going?

Baawwwaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#887389 Apr 13, 2013
MONTANA wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah, but I don't live there, MENSA. And soon, I won't even be in the South. Then what? Will I be a West Coast deranged bum? Or will I then magically transformed into an elitist bum with cars jacked up in my yard? You're going to have to think more deeply, MENSA, or rick losing the respect of the gallery. Oh, and you forgot the sex with horses thing. That was a really, really good one. You folks projecting is what gives me some of my best material. Well, that and fetus stories ...
Hahahahahahaha HA!
Talking to yourself you idiot redneck is one thing, you saying nothing...but losing an argument, you defending your deviant behavior with horses is another you pervert..
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887390 Apr 13, 2013
CHRISTIANSBURG, Va.-- An 18-year-old college student was charged Friday with shooting and wounding two women at a mall branch of a southwest Virginia community college before he was subdued, the city's police chief said.

Neil Allan MacInnis, of Christiansburg, faces two counts each of malicious wounding and using a firearm in the commission of a felony stemming from the shooting at the satellite campus of New River Community College at New River Valley Mall, Christiansburg Police Chief Mark Sisson said Friday night.

MacInnis, who was a student at the community college, was being held without bond at the Montgomery County Jail.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/neil...
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887391 Apr 13, 2013
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>In this area the depressed have the option of committing suicide in a gun range with a rented pistol. We had another one yesterday.
One broke but very clever fellow brought his own bullet to a pawn shop and asked to look at a pistol then loaded it and blew his brains out.
Jesus! We've had a few of those here too.
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887392 Apr 13, 2013
No Surprize wrote:
<quoted text>If I wanted the government in my bed you pervert, I'd f*ck a senator you idiot...
Larry Craig 1-800-widestance
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887393 Apr 13, 2013
TOPEKA, Kan.-- Police say three people have been found shot to death inside a home in Topeka, Kan.

Topeka police Lt. Scott Gilchrist says officers and emergency medical responders arrived after getting a 911 call around 9:15 p.m. CDT Friday from a woman at the home reporting that several people had been shot. He declined to give any identifying information about the three people who were found dead, including whether they lived in the house.
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887394 Apr 13, 2013
Looks like our friend rj got the same email:

Tom Morrison, Illinois State Rep, Compares Gay Marriage To Polygamy, Statutory Rape In E-mail

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/tom-...
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887396 Apr 13, 2013
Anyone see this dolt speaking at Howard?

Rand Paul Stumbled At Howard, And That Was Sort Of The Point

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/rand...
Waxman

Windsor, CT

#887399 Apr 13, 2013
MONTANA wrote:
<quoted text>
Like I said, projection is a beautiful thing derangedoldmoronleechnobodywan tsintheirtrailerhomeknownasazz wipe.
My "grand vacation" hasn't begun yet deranged moron. It's Tuesday. And it's Oregon, derangedmoronoldazzwipe ...
So, when's your dirt nap going to start. We need you WWII era retards off the SS rolls.
Sure thing old coot Ghost. Well, good thing it's Oregon for you as they legalized assisted suicide which is a perfect option for a mentally deranged Democrat like you. Give your kids a break and take advantage of the law. Goodbye.

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#887401 Apr 13, 2013
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text>
Not according to the CBO.
It will be horrific. Those 30 million Americans getting access to health care. Yep, Wow How ugly is that.
And to think, individuals & small businesses can buy insurance at lower rates. Yep ugly shit there.
The only thing about the ACA that is ugly are the blatant lies you & your ilk tell about it,.
Hell, you don't even know how it works yet here you are blabbing " OMG OMG OMG" .
I'm not the one on here squealing like a little girl! that would be you. You continue to use data that is over three years old and the democrat lies. The ACA is a disaster and will ruin health care and health insuranse in this country. By the way 30 million people were never denied health care in this country. Most didn't have HEALTH INSURANCE but mostly that was by choice. Oh there is that word again CHOICE. The word no one can use except when it involves killing babies. Friggin' libtards are SO stupid!!!
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#887402 Apr 13, 2013
Rand Paul going to one of the top historically black colleges in the U.S. and trying to school students on who founded the NAACP?

Priceless.

Rand Paul going to one of the top historically black colleges in the U.S. and trying to make a case for his Republican Party as a historic and continuing defender of the civil rights of African-Americans?

And he drew groans and guffaws when he asked those in the crowded auditorium if they knew that black Republicans founded the NAACP in the early 1900s.

How did the Republican Party, the party of the Great Emancipator, lose the trust and faith of an entire race?" he said, speaking with the aid of a teleprompter.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2013/...

(maybe Carol wrote the speech)
Waxman

Windsor, CT

#887403 Apr 13, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
CHRISTIANSBURG, Va.-- An 18-year-old college student was charged Friday with shooting and wounding two women at a mall branch of a southwest Virginia community college before he was subdued, the city's police chief said.
Neil Allan MacInnis, of Christiansburg, faces two counts each of malicious wounding and using a firearm in the commission of a felony stemming from the shooting at the satellite campus of New River Community College at New River Valley Mall, Christiansburg Police Chief Mark Sisson said Friday night.
MacInnis, who was a student at the community college, was being held without bond at the Montgomery County Jail.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/neil...
Did you hear about the college kid that stabbed people?

Oh, that story does not fit your fascist agenda of removing guns?

Oh well!

What about the story of the Democrat doctor that snipped living babies spinal cords to kill them after realizing his abortion was not quite up to par? He is on trial for mass murder.

Oh, that story does not fit your fascist agenda for abortion?

Oh well!

Selective news for you, eh libtard?

Selective news for you, eh libtard?

Selective news for you, eh libtard?

Selective news for you, eh libtard?

Selective news for you, eh libtard?

Selective news for you, eh libtard?
Waxman

Windsor, CT

#887404 Apr 13, 2013
MONTANA wrote:
There's just the old FL and CT retards -- who are obviously the same retard (and however many other jizz-encrusted sox he pulls out of the closet). A couple other stragglers from KY and WV nobody talks to...
So, looks like Dodge is pretty much cleaned up.
Bzzzzzzzz.

Wrong, retard.

Ghost for sure, the thread sockpuppet queen.

Moron on steroids.
DEATH

Orlando, FL

#887405 Apr 13, 2013
6? 7 DAYS, 4 HOURS SLEEP. IT'S NEARLY OVER FOR BOTH OF US. I SPENT TWO HOURS WITH WINDEX WITH AMMONIA - PRETTY COLOR - DAPPING SPOTS OF BLOOD OF THE CEILING. MAYBE IT'S NOT BLOOD? MAYBE ITS ROSEWATER? GOD BLESS YOU MR ROSEWATER... I FINALLY HAD THE BRAINSTORM TO RIP THE SHOWER CURTAIN DOWN AND TO LAY IT ON THE MATTRESS. THEN I PUT A SOFT BLANKET ON THAT ANS A SHEET OVER THE WHOLE THING. I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER.
DEATH

Orlando, FL

#887407 Apr 13, 2013
I HAVE TO CLEAN HER UP AGAIN BUT SHE'S SLEEPING SUCH AS IT IS AND I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB HER. HER VAGINA,, WHERE I CAME FROM, CERTAOINLY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE WOMB NOW.

TOPIX IS MY JOURNAL NOW. HAH HA. I'M A JOURNALIST! WAIT, WAIT! DOES THAT MEAN I'M... LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT... AROUND 4:30 THIS MORNING I HEARD THAT HORRIBLE VOICE SCREAMING FOR ME, FOR ANY ONE.. SHE WAS SITTING UP IN THE BED, NATTLED HAIR STICKING OUT EVERY WHICH WAY AND SCREAMING QUIETLY WHILE TWIN TRICKLES OF BLOODY VONIT RAN OUT HER NOSE. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT...
SHE WAS A TEACHER YOU KNOW? UH-HUH FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. DIDN'T QUIT UNTIL SHE WAS, WHAT? 78? A WOMAN LIKE THAT IS EASY ON THE SYSTEM. THEY LIVE, THEY WORK, THEY DIE... NOT MUCH EXPENSE... NOT TAKING SOCIAL SECURITY UNTIL THE SCHOOL FINALLY TOSSES HER OUT. A GOOD GIRL, NO BURDEN ON ANYONE... EVEN NOW. SHE VOTED FOR BUSH TWICE, THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I'D JUST LET HER DIE... BUT EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES, I'VE MADES OME TOO.
I REMEMBER SHE WAS ON THE USS CONSTITUTION ONCE AND ALL THE PERFUNTORY SAILORS WERE LOOKING UP HER DRESS... SHE DIDN'T LIKE TO WEAR UNDIES.. I'LL BET THEY'D BE STARTLED BY IT NOW... IF ANY OF THEM ARE STILL ALIVE.. OOPS! DOODY CALLS! BRB

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