Anal Fissure in Gay Populationok ok, enough gay bashing by you rightwingers, let's get back to this birther issue.
Anal fissure, often confused with hemorrhoids, is common among male homosexuals. Anal and peri-anal ulcers are also common among male homosexuals and can also be confused with anal fissure so it is important to go to the doctor to obtain a diagnosis, Homer.
The Book of Colon and Rectal Surgeons states that if you are gay and have an ulcer or an anal fissure, it is recommended that you get tested for other conditions such as Syphilis, Chlamydia, Haemophilus Ducreyi, Cytomegalovirus, Herpes Simplex virus, HIV, Squamous Cell Carcinoma, Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, and Kaposi’s Sarcoma.
If you are gay Homer and practice anal sex, any fissure or anal ulcer should be tested for any of these conditions because you are at a higher risk of getting them.