anyone got a Miracle Whip jar?<quoted text>Reuben described a curious form of masturbation, which although rare, even among homosexuals, is typically found among homosexuals like you sonifiller.
Occasionally, a homosexual tries to masturbate by lubricating the mouth of a suitable bottle. He forces his penis in, thrusts in and out, and ejaculates. Then he tries to take his penis out. The penis, stimulated by friction against the bottle, gets harder. This squeezes the base of the penis, cutting off its circulation, and makes it impossible for the homosexual to get his penis out. The homosexual ends up in a hospital. The medical community knows this as the penis-in-a-bottle trick.(1) Kamizuru et al described a 38-year-old man with his penis trapped in a milk bottle for 17 hours; they also described 56 other similar cases.
Homosexuals should understand that just because we are required to tolerate them in legal matters does not mean that we need to accept and/or approve their deviant behavior. The next thing you'll all want to be called normal.
(i'll be at the Crackers Comedy Club In Broad Ripple all this week. tickets are cheap. i need the money. to go to Canada.)