Well, to be fair, Tony, as the Bush administration clearly demonstrated, I will blow your ass if you fasten battery cables to my testicles and charge me up. I might not like it, but I will do it!<quoted text>
My expertise on this topic is in being gay and learning firsthand it is impossible to change that.
You know that, too, if you're honest with yourself. You didn't choose your sexual orientation, and you couldn't choose to change it.
You also can't be electro-shocked into changing it, brainwashed into changing it, prayed into changing it, exorcised into changing it, or anything else under the label of "conversion therapy."
Hope and change, my brother... hope and... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... "