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Jane Says

New York, NY

#883789 Apr 4, 2013
TSM wrote:
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RealDave again you miss the Point, it wasn’t assault weapon verse pistol but here’s a reality check ‘How Many Liberals Does it Take to Screw in a Light bulb?”
are they union liberals?

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“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#883791 Apr 4, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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He's a dittohead; that's what limbaugh implied.
Don't forget Ben Carson. He's a pediatric neurosurgeon so he must know about such things, but since he's not a vet, I'll take his view of bestiality following closely with a grain of salt.

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Realtime

Deltona, FL

#883792 Apr 4, 2013
nobamaredux wrote:
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Completely agree with your last sentence, but all the anti-gun legislation in the world will not protect you either.
Certain weapons sales should be monitored closely, the 50 cal sniper rifles for instance and those rifles that can easily be converted to full auto.

What's happened is that the weapons business has become very competitive, like the auto industry where bonuses are paid on volume product placement, advertising co-op's and so on. Those who sell the weapons don't really give a fk who they're selling to so long as the paperwork is good. That's probably not the best approach but that is exactly where that industry has gone.

Honestly, I haven't any earthly idea how to fix it, and I'm not sure anyone does.

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lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#883793 Apr 4, 2013
The GOP's inclusive makeover isn't quite working out. On Wednesday's "Daily Show", Jon checked in with the rebranding efforts of the party and found a couple of areas for improvement. Area 1: not using offensive slurs when referring to Latinos. Area 2: not using the same dumb "what's to stop someone from marrying an animal" argument when talking about gay marriage.

Remember, guys, baby steps are still forward baby steps. Watch the clip above.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/jon-...

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lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#883794 Apr 4, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>Don't forget Ben Carson. He's a pediatric neurosurgeon so he must know about such things, but since he's not a vet, I'll take his view of bestiality following closely with a grain of salt.
He has to be a complete idiot as well. That Louie Gohmerts favorite subject is bestiality. Wonder why? Someone must have been pulling on those ears for years, mayb it was the dog. Woof,woof.

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lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#883795 Apr 4, 2013
Jane Says wrote:
<quoted text>where's your poem for shoving bodies up your birth canal, so you can slit their throats before they emerge and say it is legal and more important CONVENIENT?
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Hit you right in the head
Better get yourself together darling
Soon you're going to be dead

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Trabajo Unchained

London, UK

#883796 Apr 4, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>Don't forget Ben Carson. He's a pediatric neurosurgeon so he must know about such things, but since he's not a vet, I'll take his view of bestiality following closely with a grain of salt.
All I have to do is log in and see your name and "poof" a solid 9. Pavlov, eat your heart out and your little dog too. God bless you, incredibly sexy red-haired woman. You're standing solidly between me and heart disease.
lily boca raton fl

Boca Raton, FL

#883797 Apr 4, 2013
Look out, the cop is coming!

The lawyer for an alleged Pennsylvania prostitute says the undercover detective who arrested her got a little too invested in his cover, the Associated Press reported.

Homestead Officer Ronald DePellegrin, 48, admits that he allowed Diana Gross, 26, to give him oral sex before he informed her that he was actually a cop, according to the criminal complaint written by DePellegrin and obtained by The Smoking Gun.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/rona...

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Trabajo Unchained

London, UK

#883798 Apr 4, 2013
You've asked for a story, I will sing, I will tell,
About a young lady I knew very well
Her name it was carol, a beautiful lass,
And the song I will sing, is about carol's ass.

A present to carol her uncle did make
For whenever she wanted to, some exercise take
This donkey or mule? He said, Sure take your choice
One that's gay and so frisky with beautiful voice.

Now early next morning young carol was out
And all round about town was seen riding about
It was the talk of the town, north, east, west and south
In fact, carol's ass was in everyone's mouth.

When tired of this, she would gallop back home
Her ass would be covered with sweat and with foam
She'd cry out to the groom: "grab a handful of grass
Come down to the stable and wipe down my ass".

Now Joe who sells greens has a moke very old
It is bony and lean from starvation and cold
And whenever he meets carol, which often occurs
How he wishes his ass was as handsome as hers

Now early one morning as carol did pass
A lad with a straw slyly tickled her ass
The mule gave a bolt down a hole it did go
And over its shoulder poor carol did throw

They carried her home, she recovered next day
But her ass it was left in the hole where it lay
It's poor neck was broken, god bless my soul
And the people all round, called it "carol's ass hole".

And carol regretted the loss of her ass
And oft time at evening by there she would pass
And lately I've noticed as by there I stroll
That some very bad smells come from "carol's ass hole".
Trabajo Unchained

London, UK

#883799 Apr 4, 2013
A priest, a pedophile, and a republican walked into a bar. The bartender said, "What'll it be Father?"
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#883800 Apr 4, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
Look out, the cop is coming!
The lawyer for an alleged Pennsylvania prostitute says the undercover detective who arrested her got a little too invested in his cover, the Associated Press reported.
Homestead Officer Ronald DePellegrin, 48, admits that he allowed Diana Gross, 26, to give him oral sex before he informed her that he was actually a cop, according to the criminal complaint written by DePellegrin and obtained by The Smoking Gun.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/rona...
I love it__it happened up this way a few years back, Deland iirc. The police set up an elaborate sting with multiple cameras and microphones and then couldn't "hold back." Hah, and as a sunshine law state the videos were made public Oh Oh.

Beyond getting fired from jobs with good bennies the cops often have many of their previous arrests overturned.

We're a nation of laws lily.
Waxman

Stratford-upon-avon, UK

#883802 Apr 4, 2013
Tony C wrote:
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And what was the alternative, dippy-do?
One of your favorite activities, eh chocolate packer?

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Aunt Mattie

Orlando, FL

#883803 Apr 4, 2013
Trabajo Unchained wrote:
You've asked for a story, I will sing, I will tell,
About a young lady I knew very well
Her name it was carol, a beautiful lass,
And the song I will sing, is about carol's ass.
A present to carol her uncle did make
For whenever she wanted to, some exercise take
This donkey or mule? He said, Sure take your choice
One that's gay and so frisky with beautiful voice.
Now early next morning young carol was out
And all round about town was seen riding about
It was the talk of the town, north, east, west and south
In fact, carol's ass was in everyone's mouth.
When tired of this, she would gallop back home
Her ass would be covered with sweat and with foam
She'd cry out to the groom: "grab a handful of grass
Come down to the stable and wipe down my ass".
Now Joe who sells greens has a moke very old
It is bony and lean from starvation and cold
And whenever he meets carol, which often occurs
How he wishes his ass was as handsome as hers
Now early one morning as carol did pass
A lad with a straw slyly tickled her ass
The mule gave a bolt down a hole it did go
And over its shoulder poor carol did throw
They carried her home, she recovered next day
But her ass it was left in the hole where it lay
It's poor neck was broken, god bless my soul
And the people all round, called it "carol's ass hole".
And carol regretted the loss of her ass
And oft time at evening by there she would pass
And lately I've noticed as by there I stroll
That some very bad smells come from "carol's ass hole".
Not sure what I ever did to you to cause you to go into this kind of tailspin but, if posting my opinions like everyone else does on this kind of forum personally makes you this crazy, you have issues that go far and beyond political differences.

Most of us knew that already but it still needed to be said.
TSM

El Paso, TX

#883804 Apr 4, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>An assault weapon "verse"? Oh, well, you asked for it:
Shoot them little kiddies down,
Stack the bodies all around.
You can't Texas Gun Nuts sick,
Must have the weapon to make up for the d*ck...
I love the rhyme!!
Leo if you were being Rape which of the two options would you choose? The Liberal approach Spit, Pee, Vomit, on your Rapist or just shoot the damn Rapist!!
Aunt Mattie

Orlando, FL

#883805 Apr 4, 2013
Trabajo Unchained wrote:
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All I have to do is log in and see your name and "poof" a solid 9. Pavlov, eat your heart out and your little dog too. God bless you, incredibly sexy red-haired woman. You're standing solidly between me and heart disease.
You know that's not really leosnana, right?

You probably also think the women you have phone sex with look like the pictures of those paid models who sucker in gullible and desperate men like yourself too though.

Which I find very, very...VERY funny.
lily waxman raton fl

Pompano Beach, FL

#883806 Apr 4, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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that's got to be emam, no one else is that annoying and dumb, or it's jasonjay resurrected
or inebriated lily boca raton fl
lily waxman raton fl

Pompano Beach, FL

#883807 Apr 4, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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emam for sure; you're fat; aren't ya?
lily enjoys making fun of overweight people
lily waxman raton fl

Pompano Beach, FL

#883808 Apr 4, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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Instant Karma's gonna get you
Hit you right in the head
Better get yourself together darling
Soon you're going to be dead
poor Jean; run and hide now

“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#883809 Apr 4, 2013
TSM wrote:
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I love the rhyme!!
Leo if you were being Rape which of the two options would you choose? The Liberal approach Spit, Pee, Vomit, on your Rapist or just shoot the damn Rapist!!
Let me say this more slowly...I was making fun (not in a totally deprecating way) of your misspelling of "versus." As to your question...what does that have to do with keeping me or my child from being shot to smithereens at school or a theatre or a mall? I can only assume you believe all rapists are armed with assault weapons and L'il Red Democrats are never packin'. That would be wrong on both counts.

“Amor patriae.”

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#883810 Apr 4, 2013
Tony C wrote:
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The "erosion of social mores" had nothing to do with "liberalism."
Is equality for women "liberalism" or just what's right? Do conservatives oppose equality for women? If you still think of it that way, there's something wrong with you.
Equality isn't liberalism. It's Americanism.
The "erosion of social mores" was never in short supply; it was just underground. Men beat their wives without consequence because they were considered property. The fact that women, upon reclaiming their rights, left those men was no the erosion of social mores. It was the symptom of a lack of morality of the men who beat them, which was always there.
The erosion of social mores now is the disposability of marriage and family. Most people do not enter marriage with a serious commitment. They always think they have an "out" if they want. My brother just left his wife after 6 years and 2 kids because "he wasn't happy." I find that to be immoral. He had a girlfriend before they were even officially divorced. I find that to be immoral. His kids will suffer as a result of this. They were 3 and 1 at the time. I find that immoral.
And that's not liberalism.
If anything, conservative areas have MORE divorce than other places. Look it up. The most divorce is in the bible belt.
So it might be a cheap and easy scapegoat for you to blame everything on liberalism, but you're fooling yourself.
Maybe because liberals shack up, have kids and move on, without bothering to marry, is that moral? Why do you argue so vehemently for gay marriage rights when 70% of your young mothers are single, is that moral? Why do you promote a lifestyle that kills thousands of men, women and children from HIV/AIDS every year, is that moral? Why do you mandate lower emissions standards that leads directly to more traffic deaths, is that moral? Why are we buying foreign oil and paying $4 or $5 bucks a gallon for gas when we could be supplying the world with petroleum products and paying $1.50 a gallon, is that moral? Why are the Obama's boogieing down while there's 100 million working age Americans out of work, is that moral?

You are like a convicted murderer arguing against victims rights.

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