They hate teachers, hate public education and now they want them to be cops too? Hell no.<quoted text>Well then clearly the teachers should be toting AK-47's but then the attackers will simply find another weapon with greater fire power.
Homer sensing an escalation here.
Have I gone too far?
This is a secret plot to close all schools and force kids to stay home and go to Jeb Bush' virtual schools; force all mothers to quit their jobs so white male control can be re implemented.