Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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flack wrote:
<quoted text>I have these two little ole black ladies come by about every other week. They knock and ting the bell even though there is no solicitors sticker on the door. I just answer the door, smile, and listen to their little speech. They invite me to their church and hand me a paper. I say goodbye. Takes about five minutes and they leave happy that someone listened to them. Five minutes to a couple people happy is worth it.
Offer them a drink the next time, prune juice.
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No Surprize wrote:
See above Posts, sonicfiller, a ventriloquist's dummy..
for the Church?

so you're an atheist?
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TheIndependentMajority wrote:
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Kind of busts some of that ignorant "all katlicks are just bahhhhduh".
All pedos should be fed salt peter daily and have their veins and burnt and tied. Regardless of race, creed or color.
....or religion.

amen brother.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

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sonicfilter wrote:
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for the Church?
so you're an atheist?
No, you've got your neurons twisted again. You are a Liberal ventriloquist's dummy. You sit on the lap of Liberal Media making sounds that they orchestrate behind your back. Literally.

And when you squirm, it's better than a wall-powered vibrator.

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martinezjosei wrote:
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Offer them a drink the next time, prune juice.
I like that. If you want the people at your door to go, give them Prune Juice. They'll go, alright.

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sonicfilter wrote:
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....or religion.
amen brother.
sonicfiller, want some Prune Juice?
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Not Surprized wrote:
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Now that's what I call a coincidence, an Obama worshipping fool am I!!!! Small world, I worship Waxturds!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
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shinningelectr0n wrote:
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sonicfiller, want some Prune Juice?
thanks for the offer, but i'll pass on the Bowel Banger.
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Not Surprized wrote:
I seem to think everyone is as super-stupid as I am. I'm a sockpuppet with 200 phony id's and hundreds of fake ip addresses and I want people to think I'm in the UK. Not! Lol!
DUH!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
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Nuculur option wrote:
I got nailed again, I'm just a sockpuppet scumbag!!
I've got all the integrity of a bowl of soup!!
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Not Nuculur Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
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shinningelectr0n wrote:
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No, you've got your neurons twisted again. You are a Liberal ventriloquist's dummy. You sit on the lap of Liberal Media making sounds that they orchestrate behind your back. Literally.
And when you squirm, it's better than a wall-powered vibrator.
liberal media?

Why We’re Losing the Gay-Marriage Debate

Supporters of same-sex marriage have successfully framed their opponents as bigots.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344221...

'We're' being you you bigot.

pretty successful don't you think?
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Not Surprized wrote:
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Well whatta you know? I'm back from my trip across the pond!! That was easy as pie. Just like me, swallowing Waxturds as I gurgle along.
Lol!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
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Not Surprized wrote:
Oops!!! Back in the UK again. I'm in one of the more "posh" areas, as in "filthy rich" sections of the UK!!!
I just love swallowing Waxturds?
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
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Coming Out Ahead

Why gay marriage is on the way.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344075...

no, i didn't make up that headline.

but i wish i had.
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sonicfilter wrote:
Coming Out Ahead
Why gay marriage is on the way.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344075...
no, i didn't make up that headline.
but i wish i had.
Now you can marry Nuculur Optionless.

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sonicfilter wrote:
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liberal media?
Why We’re Losing the Gay-Marriage Debate
Supporters of same-sex marriage have successfully framed their opponents as bigots.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344221...
'We're' being you you bigot.
pretty successful don't you think?
Aw, shucks...have I forced you into a wider media perusal?

Sorry 'bout that:>
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HI KIDS. HOW YOU DOIN'? PERSIST? OK. I DON'T REALLY CARE. I JUST DO THIS STUFF IN BETWEEN SNOWBOARDING LESSONS. YOU CARRY ON, KEEP IT CLASSY. HOLY CRAP I'M STONED.
IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE PLEASE RECOMMEND ME AS THE NEW MODERATOR IN THE "GEORGIA I'M GAY!" THREAD. THANKS IN ADVANCE. CAROL OR WHATTEVER....
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YOU SEE? I SET OUT TO WRECK THIS THREAD BUT I SMOKE A LOT OF WEED AND I GET DISTRACTED. AS A MODERATOR I GIVE MYSELF A 5. ON THE OTHER HAND I'M REALLY GOOD IN BED. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? IF I SEE YOU DRIFTING BACK TO TO RETARDS AND DEAD BABIES I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT IT ALL DOWN. I'M SORRY. PEACE. THEY'RE ALREADY ALLL OVER MY ASS ABOUT MY LANGUAGE BUT FUCK IT! I'M A SIMPLE MAN. DEAL WITH IT.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... I KILLED YOU, HONIES. I TOLD YOU I WOULD. YOU JUST CHOSE NOT TO BELIEVE ME. IT'S WHAT I DO. FO'GIVE ME. IN FUTURE, YOU SEE MY NAME, YOU RUN LIKE THE SHIT-DOGS YOU IS. HEAR?
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IN ORDER TO STAY HERE... YOU GOTS TO CARRY YOUR OWN WEIGHT... PLUS MINE. YOU'LL FIND THAT QUITE A BURDEN. GOOD LUCK. I'M SOOOO SORRY. I WISH IT COULD BE OTHERWISE.

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