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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#881860 Mar 29, 2013
martinezjosei wrote:
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Offer them a drink the next time, prune juice.
I like that. If you want the people at your door to go, give them Prune Juice. They'll go, alright.

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#881861 Mar 29, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
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....or religion.
amen brother.
sonicfiller, want some Prune Juice?

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NUT surpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881862 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
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Now that's what I call a coincidence, an Obama worshipping fool am I!!!! Small world, I worship Waxturds!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#881863 Mar 29, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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sonicfiller, want some Prune Juice?
thanks for the offer, but i'll pass on the Bowel Banger.

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NUT surpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881864 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
I seem to think everyone is as super-stupid as I am. I'm a sockpuppet with 200 phony id's and hundreds of fake ip addresses and I want people to think I'm in the UK. Not! Lol!
DUH!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881865 Mar 29, 2013
Nuculur option wrote:
I got nailed again, I'm just a sockpuppet scumbag!!
I've got all the integrity of a bowl of soup!!
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Not Nuculur Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#881866 Mar 29, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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No, you've got your neurons twisted again. You are a Liberal ventriloquist's dummy. You sit on the lap of Liberal Media making sounds that they orchestrate behind your back. Literally.
And when you squirm, it's better than a wall-powered vibrator.
liberal media?

Why We’re Losing the Gay-Marriage Debate

Supporters of same-sex marriage have successfully framed their opponents as bigots.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344221...

'We're' being you you bigot.

pretty successful don't you think?

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881867 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
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Well whatta you know? I'm back from my trip across the pond!! That was easy as pie. Just like me, swallowing Waxturds as I gurgle along.
Lol!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881868 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
Oops!!! Back in the UK again. I'm in one of the more "posh" areas, as in "filthy rich" sections of the UK!!!
I just love swallowing Waxturds?
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#881869 Mar 29, 2013
Coming Out Ahead

Why gay marriage is on the way.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344075...

no, i didn't make up that headline.

but i wish i had.

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881870 Mar 29, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
Coming Out Ahead
Why gay marriage is on the way.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344075...
no, i didn't make up that headline.
but i wish i had.
Now you can marry Nuculur Optionless.

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#881871 Mar 29, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
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liberal media?
Why We’re Losing the Gay-Marriage Debate
Supporters of same-sex marriage have successfully framed their opponents as bigots.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344221...
'We're' being you you bigot.
pretty successful don't you think?
Aw, shucks...have I forced you into a wider media perusal?

Sorry 'bout that:>

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THE DEBIL

Orlando, FL

#881872 Mar 29, 2013
HI KIDS. HOW YOU DOIN'? PERSIST? OK. I DON'T REALLY CARE. I JUST DO THIS STUFF IN BETWEEN SNOWBOARDING LESSONS. YOU CARRY ON, KEEP IT CLASSY. HOLY CRAP I'M STONED.
IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE PLEASE RECOMMEND ME AS THE NEW MODERATOR IN THE "GEORGIA I'M GAY!" THREAD. THANKS IN ADVANCE. CAROL OR WHATTEVER....

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THE DEBIL

Orlando, FL

#881873 Mar 29, 2013
YOU SEE? I SET OUT TO WRECK THIS THREAD BUT I SMOKE A LOT OF WEED AND I GET DISTRACTED. AS A MODERATOR I GIVE MYSELF A 5. ON THE OTHER HAND I'M REALLY GOOD IN BED. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? IF I SEE YOU DRIFTING BACK TO TO RETARDS AND DEAD BABIES I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT IT ALL DOWN. I'M SORRY. PEACE. THEY'RE ALREADY ALLL OVER MY ASS ABOUT MY LANGUAGE BUT FUCK IT! I'M A SIMPLE MAN. DEAL WITH IT.

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THE DEBIL

Orlando, FL

#881874 Mar 29, 2013
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... I KILLED YOU, HONIES. I TOLD YOU I WOULD. YOU JUST CHOSE NOT TO BELIEVE ME. IT'S WHAT I DO. FO'GIVE ME. IN FUTURE, YOU SEE MY NAME, YOU RUN LIKE THE SHIT-DOGS YOU IS. HEAR?

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THE DEBIL

Orlando, FL

#881875 Mar 29, 2013
IN ORDER TO STAY HERE... YOU GOTS TO CARRY YOUR OWN WEIGHT... PLUS MINE. YOU'LL FIND THAT QUITE A BURDEN. GOOD LUCK. I'M SOOOO SORRY. I WISH IT COULD BE OTHERWISE.

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THE DEBIL

Orlando, FL

#881877 Mar 29, 2013
...CAUSE YOU SEE, HONEYS, I DON'T DO THIS FOR MY OWN SATISFACTION... I DO IT FOR YOURS. ENJOY!

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carol

Orlando, FL

#881878 Mar 29, 2013
"Save me! Save me! I'm soooo scared!" You're next, cracker. Believe it.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#881879 Mar 29, 2013
Um... you jus' tellin' DEBIL you scared. You sure that what you want to do? Heheheheheh... do it... do it now you idiot...

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carol

Orlando, FL

#881880 Mar 29, 2013
K. Now I'm carol again... There's a little carol in all of us...

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