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Since: Nov 11

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#881851 Mar 29, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
<quoted text>Two Jehovahs Witnesses knocked on my door this morning; I told them to go away. Why do they think they have the right to impose themselves on others? You never hear of a Jewish person knocking on doors and trying to convert people. Next time, I'm calling the police. Fix their wagon, maybe they're casing the neighborhood for future robberies, see if someone comes to the door.
Soon Muslims will come knocking our doors to convert us to Islam or else!

Just like in: Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Nigeria, Chechnya, Sierra Leon, Indonesia, etc.

Just wait fur two things:

#1. Obama to take our guns.
#2. Obama to provide them with priority federal protection as a protected religion.

just wait and see!

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Since: Nov 11

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#881852 Mar 29, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
NEW HAVEN, Conn.— An arsenal of weapons including guns, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, a bayonet and several swords was found in the home and car of the gunman who carried out the Newtown school shooting, according to search warrants released Thursday.

Adam Lanza killed 26 people inside Sandy Hook Elementary School and took his own life within five minutes of shooting his way into the building, State's Attorney Stephen J. Sedensky III said in a statement accompanying the release of the warrants in the Dec. 14 massacre. Lanza was found dead in the school wearing military-style
clothing

Investigators found articles on other shootings and a holiday card containing a check made out to Adam Lanza for the purchase of a firearm, authored by his mother, Nancy Lanza.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/newt...
He was a tree hugging, animal loving Liberal!!!

Like all the other shooters in history!

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Since: Nov 11

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#881853 Mar 29, 2013
Nuculur option wrote:
<quoted text>You can ban guns, box cutters, knifes, swords, scissors, sticks or stones. One will never disarm a deranged liberal.
****** Love it ******

Great truth!

Did you know that every single deranged public shooter had always been a Liberal?

Even the LA cop killer was a Liberal hero for the Liberals!

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Since: Nov 11

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#881854 Mar 29, 2013
flack wrote:
<quoted text>And what rightwing philosophy would that be?
That freedom is better than serfdom and personal responsibility is a virtue!

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#881855 Mar 29, 2013
Interesting video showing us what the Boy Messiah's back is made of: http://video.techbriefs.com/video/Virginia-Te...

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Since: Nov 11

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#881856 Mar 29, 2013
flack wrote:
<quoted text>I have these two little ole black ladies come by about every other week. They knock and ting the bell even though there is no solicitors sticker on the door. I just answer the door, smile, and listen to their little speech. They invite me to their church and hand me a paper. I say goodbye. Takes about five minutes and they leave happy that someone listened to them. Five minutes to a couple people happy is worth it.
Offer them a drink the next time, prune juice.

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sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#881857 Mar 29, 2013
No Surprize wrote:
See above Posts, sonicfiller, a ventriloquist's dummy..
for the Church?

so you're an atheist?

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sonicfilter

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#881858 Mar 29, 2013
TheIndependentMajority wrote:
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Kind of busts some of that ignorant "all katlicks are just bahhhhduh".
All pedos should be fed salt peter daily and have their veins and burnt and tied. Regardless of race, creed or color.
....or religion.

amen brother.

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Since: May 07

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#881859 Mar 29, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
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for the Church?
so you're an atheist?
No, you've got your neurons twisted again. You are a Liberal ventriloquist's dummy. You sit on the lap of Liberal Media making sounds that they orchestrate behind your back. Literally.

And when you squirm, it's better than a wall-powered vibrator.

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Since: May 07

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#881860 Mar 29, 2013
martinezjosei wrote:
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Offer them a drink the next time, prune juice.
I like that. If you want the people at your door to go, give them Prune Juice. They'll go, alright.

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Since: May 07

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#881861 Mar 29, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
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....or religion.
amen brother.
sonicfiller, want some Prune Juice?

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NUT surpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881862 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
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Now that's what I call a coincidence, an Obama worshipping fool am I!!!! Small world, I worship Waxturds!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#881863 Mar 29, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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sonicfiller, want some Prune Juice?
thanks for the offer, but i'll pass on the Bowel Banger.

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NUT surpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881864 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
I seem to think everyone is as super-stupid as I am. I'm a sockpuppet with 200 phony id's and hundreds of fake ip addresses and I want people to think I'm in the UK. Not! Lol!
DUH!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881865 Mar 29, 2013
Nuculur option wrote:
I got nailed again, I'm just a sockpuppet scumbag!!
I've got all the integrity of a bowl of soup!!
<quoted text>
Not Nuculur Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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sonicfilter

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#881866 Mar 29, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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No, you've got your neurons twisted again. You are a Liberal ventriloquist's dummy. You sit on the lap of Liberal Media making sounds that they orchestrate behind your back. Literally.
And when you squirm, it's better than a wall-powered vibrator.
liberal media?

Why Were Losing the Gay-Marriage Debate

Supporters of same-sex marriage have successfully framed their opponents as bigots.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344221...

'We're' being you you bigot.

pretty successful don't you think?

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881867 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
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Well whatta you know? I'm back from my trip across the pond!! That was easy as pie. Just like me, swallowing Waxturds as I gurgle along.
Lol!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

Pompano Beach, FL

#881868 Mar 29, 2013
Not Surprized wrote:
Oops!!! Back in the UK again. I'm in one of the more "posh" areas, as in "filthy rich" sections of the UK!!!
I just love swallowing Waxturds?
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#881869 Mar 29, 2013
Coming Out Ahead

Why gay marriage is on the way.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344075...

no, i didn't make up that headline.

but i wish i had.

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NuculurNutsurpri Zed

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#881870 Mar 29, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
Coming Out Ahead
Why gay marriage is on the way.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/344075...
no, i didn't make up that headline.
but i wish i had.
Now you can marry Nuculur Optionless.

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