Isn't it kind of funny that only you and I know who is who between the two of us?<quoted text>
No, I've never even seen it.(I could make a God joke right here but I'm reining it in for you honey...) It's on your phone, right?
Maybe that's been the goal. A secret kind of personal intimacy with your nemesis?
Hmmmm...that actually makes sense in a weird sort of way.