That's nice.<quoted text>
Uh-huh, look at all it's done for you. Say, um, Pops, I hear there's a big sale on Depends down at the Walmart...
But you and your Moozlim brothers should stop wearing them on your heads. You look silly.
Plus, don't they block the Sunroof when you're driving?
Think Safety. Wear a bag over your head instead.