Barack Obama, our next President

Full story: Hampton Roads Daily Press

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
Comments
809,441 - 809,460 of 1,084,502 Comments Last updated 7 min ago
Realtime

Deltona, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879724
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

7

7

7

sonicfilter wrote:
Law enforcement authorities have determined that the gun used to kill Colorado Department of Corrections chief Tom Clements last Tuesday was the same one used by Evan Ebel two days later in a shoot-out with Texas sheriff's deputies, KKTV reports.
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/t...
Right and he killed a pizza guy right?

White kid from a home with large income__well connected in Colorado muckety muck circles even while serving time. Go figure that sht out.

White must be right? Even when you're batshyte crazy?
NUT SurpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879725
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

6

waxywaxturd wrote:
<quoted text>
I enjoy swallowing Waxturd! ROFLMAO!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
NUT SurpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879726
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

6

waxywaxturd wrote:
Well my wonderful topix family, it's time for another time out and some much needed quality time spent in my hydrotherapy bath, the tranquilizing "chair" and some gyroscope therapy treatment. I think I've overdone it today with the so many judgits and my sockpuppets. I got overly excited and need to take a breather. These depends are pretty shot too!!
Carry on the marathon judgit tourney without me till I return! As usual I will share a couple of my secrets with my topix friends:
As I have revealed, if you want to get an edge in the judgit race, doubling up on the industrial strength depends are a must. And constipating foods are a big help!! I recommend cheese and lots of it!! Multiple IP adresses are a must as well!!!!
Later boys! Not Surprized
PHONE NUMBERS PLEASE, BOYS!!!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
NUT SurpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879727
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

6

waxywaxturd wrote:
To my dearest topix friends and fans!!!
I would like to take a much needed breather (whew) from the frantic frenzy of judging your posts to make a serious and heartfelt post.
Most of you know me as "Not Surprized" ((the chubby Obama Worshipper from an embarrassing hidden location)), but I'm so much more than that. I'm caring, I'm giving, I'm sensual. Its just that as I get older and fatter, things have slowed down quite a bit for me. A couple of years ago you'd have never caught me posting for 12 straight hours because the phone would ring 5-6 times a night (and it'd be a different dude every time!!!). Now, I'm lucky if the janitor knocks on my door for a quickie after cleaning the community toilets. I guess what I'm REALLY saying is..... I need friends (lovers too!!). I'll do literally anything to earn your trust, and you can mop up the floor with me six ways from Sunday.
Please...leave your phone numbers and,,,
Just love me unconditionaly....
Warm hugs!!! Not Surprized
On with the judgit tourney!!!!!!!!!!
Please show my sockpuppets some love too!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs Not Surprized!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879728
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

7

7

6

RealDave wrote:
Tiger Woods wins second tournament since getting a golf lesson from the President.
See, if only the dumbass Republicans would pay attention & listen to President Obama, we would be must further recovered from the Great Bush Recession of 2008.
But noooooooooooooooooo. They keep playing the same duck hook "repeal the ACA" shot & ending up with their heads up their asses.
Kitty-Kat Woods is still recovering from the greatest loss of his life: money. Infidelity and lying dropped him in the bunker, out in the rough and up to his crooked neck in water.

When two liars go golfing together, one a pro and one a recovering amateur, magic can happen. The Boy Messiah might have leaned on Mr. Woods' competition by Executive Order.

Thus, all is well in the Dell of Liars.

“Gloria Ad Caput Venire”

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879729
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

Homer 2016 wrote:
<quoted text>Been there, done that(see 2008), of course it will happen again someday, we live in an imperfect world. You rightwingers still buying silver and gold?
Nope,ruthenium, rhodium and iridium.
carol

Orlando, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879730
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

5

Eman wrote:
<quoted text>
How many times does "waxman" talk about lily's genitals. or post "fantasies" as her wishing to be "spread eagle"? or better yet, "stories" of her having sex with her father and uncle?
Like I said...be a MAN homer!
Oh, I don't know, Eman, when you come right down to it that's the kind of thing men think about ALL THE TIME! My hubby's the same way, or he used to be until they hired that new hispanic girl down at the bus station. I'd roll over on the couch and, zzzzzzzzip, there he'd be, waving his thing in my face. If we didn't need the money....

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879731
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

4

4

4

RealDave wrote:
<quoted text>
You have the statistics to back up your claim?
You seem to be culturally adrift, Idiot. Where have you been for the last 20 years or so? Oprah lies routinely but she did talk and write about her happy uncles' black sexual predation in her childhood.

Wake Up, Dood.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879732
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

Lord Fetch wrote:
<quoted text>what's a loiberal?
hee hee hee
A Low-Brow Liberal.

It's written on the back of your underpants.
You're a target for Oprah's uncles.
carol

Orlando, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879733
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

5

How you know Eman's a woman: Have her answer the following three questions:

1. When you're lost in the woods, how do you find your way home?

a) Ask directions
b) Look for the moss on the north side of tree trunks and then go the opposite direction
c) Tits
d) I never get lost

2. On vacation someone steals your fanny pack with all your Traveller's Checks in it. What should you do first?

a) Call the police and the American Embassy
b) Go out in the street and look around until you find the dirty lying whore
c) Have a cup of tea and sit quietly in your window listening to the churchbells ringing in the distance and until you have recovered your composure
d) Take a big drink of liquor and go buy a gun from the guy at the desk

3. At your brother's funeral you notice that the widow has no panties on. How should you proceed?

a) What are you, retarded? She wants me
b) Go find your wife and make her take her panties off, then give them to your sister-in-law to wear. Try and keep the door open either way
c) Holy crap did you see the tits on her sister?
d) Wait a decent interval until your mind is in a clear space then write her an anonymous note and have Father Rielly go and give it to her. Avert your eyes as she checks
carol

Orlando, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879734
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

5

See? I told you she wasn't a man
Realtime

Deltona, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879735
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

7

7

7

RealDave wrote:
Tiger Woods wins second tournament since getting a golf lesson from the President.
See, if only the dumbass Republicans would pay attention & listen to President Obama, we would be must further recovered from the Great Bush Recession of 2008.
But noooooooooooooooooo. They keep playing the same duck hook "repeal the ACA" shot & ending up with their heads up their asses.
Whoa__I was thinking that it was the ski lessons.

Whatever, he's the best tournament golfer ever and can only add to his success going forward__a win a Augusta this year would be superb IMO.

Golf, like any sport, needs a star to remain relevant and Tiger has been a shining star.
sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879737
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

The psychology of sock puppetry

As the Wikipedia entry notes, sock puppetry is frowned on:

Sockpuppet (sometimes known also as a mule, or a glove puppet) is an additional account created by an existing member of an Internet community pretending to be a separate person. This is done so as to manufacture the illusion of support in a vote or argument or to act without social effect on one's "main" account stay away from the issue. This behaviour is often seen as dishonest by online communities and as a result these individuals are often labeled as trolls.

I'm not sure they're all trolls, as a troll is typically someone whose primary goal is engaging in disruptive behavior to gain attention. Creating a sock puppet merely to add support for one's own opinion is not trolling, and many trolls are not sock puppets at all, but well known commenters who always use the same name (usually fictitious, but sometimes real).

I have lower standards than most people, and while I post and comment under my own name, I have no problem with anonymous or pseudonymous posting or commenting. True, when push comes to shove, opinions from anonymous people are not taken as seriously as opinions from identified people, but that's just common sense, as well as collective blogospheric wisdom.

http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/2006/...
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879738
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

6

6

5

RealDave wrote:
Tiger Woods wins second tournament since getting a golf lesson from the President.
See, if only the dumbass Republicans would pay attention & listen to President Obama, we would be must further recovered from the Great Bush Recession of 2008.
But noooooooooooooooooo. They keep playing the same duck hook "repeal the ACA" shot & ending up with their heads up their asses.
Since I be votiní for Obama, my taxes have gone up, my employer stopped offering health insurance, the defecit has doubled, obama killing American citizens, deranged nuculur democrats killing movie goers and school children, Iran has a nuclear bomb, Korea f*ck you obama, can't get into the White House, Tiger Woods gets golf lesson from obama, and my guns may be taken away. Damn you George Bush
Patriot

Boulder, CO

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879739
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

Communities in India Look to Prevent Fluoride Contamination as New Studies Link Diabetes and Cardiovascular Disease

http://intellihub.com/2013/03/25/communities-...
carol

Orlando, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879740
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>Whichever carol you are at the moment, I could see that this might not be an erroneous statement.(BTW, isn't there a Mormon link to Sades of Gray--I made a typo with shades and just couldn't correct its punagraphic brilliance--I mean like Stephanie Meyer and Angie's List? Those people be some money-grubbin' saints-in-waiting.)
How true, how true. Are you wearing panties right now? May I have them? Obviously prayer doesn't work so I'm just going to come right out and ask you if I can put my nose in your vagina for a couple of hours while I ponder the meaning of life... in a guy way.
Patriot

Boulder, CO

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879741
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

Gulf Seafood Deformities Alarm Scientists

http://oceansnrg.com/2013/03/18/gulf-seafood-...
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879742
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

4

4

sonicfilter wrote:
The psychology of sock puppetry
As the Wikipedia entry notes, sock puppetry is frowned on:
Sockpuppet (sometimes known also as a mule, or a glove puppet) is an additional account created by an existing member of an Internet community pretending to be a separate person. This is done so as to manufacture the illusion of support in a vote or argument or to act without social effect on one's "main" account stay away from the issue. This behaviour is often seen as dishonest by online communities and as a result these individuals are often labeled as trolls.
I'm not sure they're all trolls, as a troll is typically someone whose primary goal is engaging in disruptive behavior to gain attention. Creating a sock puppet merely to add support for one's own opinion is not trolling, and many trolls are not sock puppets at all, but well known commenters who always use the same name (usually fictitious, but sometimes real).
I have lower standards than most people, and while I post and comment under my own name, I have no problem with anonymous or pseudonymous posting or commenting. True, when push comes to shove, opinions from anonymous people are not taken as seriously as opinions from identified people, but that's just common sense, as well as collective blogospheric wisdom.
http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/2006/...
Troll: A deranged liberal who continually posts deliberately provocative cut-n-paste delusional spam shit to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption, a mind without matter, causing a delusional argument, running on complete empty.
Eman

Orlando, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879743
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

4

4

4

There! Right there! You see the Homer? That's the sort of vile and disgusting talk you endorse from your "friends!" We must all band together and present a unified front in the defense of liberty, justice, and the American way! No longer will we tolerate such ugly examples of prejudice and pornography... "No, ma, Idol's not on tonight! I think it's Dancing With the Stars or sumthin'..." Anways, get with the program. Let's keep this place as classy as it always was.
carol

Orlando, FL

|
Report Abuse
|
Judge it!
|
#879744
Mar 25, 2013
 

Judged:

5

5

5

I smell the listless grey blood of another weak one in the herd... feee... fiiiiiie... fooooo..... fummmmm...

Tell me when this thread is updated: (Registration is not required)

Add to my Tracker Send me an email

Type in your comments below
Name
(appears on your post)
Comments
Characters left: 4000
Type the numbers you see in the image on the right:

Please note by clicking on "Post Comment" you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

52 Users are viewing the Chicago Forum right now

Search the Chicago Forum:
Title Updated Last By Comments
BARACK OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Suit contesting... (Jan '09) 6 min Jacques in Ottawa 175,240
Ku Klux Klan recruitment drive raises old fears... 11 min Hurray 1
IL Who do you support for U.S. Senate in Illinois ... (Oct '10) 12 min Nono 6,592
IL Who do you support for Secretary of State in Il... (Oct '10) 15 min Chicagobunny 528
IL Illinois Governor Recall Amendment (Oct '10) 15 min Duck Hook 1,880
White house down 29 min Anonymous 1
BARACK OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Suit contesting... 31 min Jacques from Ottawa 1
Topix Chitown Regulars (Aug '09) 20 hr RACE 97,585
•••
•••
•••

Chicago Jobs

•••
Enter and win $5000
•••
•••

Chicago People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

•••

Chicago News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Chicago
•••

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]
•••